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What The Bleep Do We Hear?

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What The Bleep Do We Hear?

SCENE:
Karla is at work, talking to Tom. The first two panels are her, just talking.

PANEL 1:

(Karla is at work at her desk, idly doing something on the computer as she leans into the phone to grip it between shoulder and ear sans hands, grinning but distracted.)

TOM: So you’ll pick up some Pocky on the way home? I need my fix.

KARLA: I’ll even get you the latest Ultimates trade paperback.

TOM: You rock.

PANEL 2:
(Same scene, but now Karla is really shocked, taking the phone in one hand as she looks at it in disbelief.)

KARLA: All rightie, then. Love you, sweetie.

TOM: I love you too, YOU STUPID ASS-WIPING WHORE!

PANEL 3:

(The scene cuts to Tom, staring at his laptop, which has just gone to the blue screen of death, having obviously crashed [probably in an over-the-shoulder perspective shot], and this should be a two-panel-wide shot. Tom is beside himself, phone to one ear, unaware that he has even said this.)

KARLA (on the phone, obviously): You know, it’s a good thing I know you’re screaming at your computer right now.

TOM (grumbling to his computer): If frickin’ XP crashes on me one more time… Did you say something, sweetie?

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