01_00.html: /comics/2009-09-04-0000b.jpg" alt="The one where you find out what everyone's deal is." title="The one where you find out what everyone's deal is." /> 01_01.html: /comics/2009-09-07-0001lettered.jpg" alt="Mountain Gnolls: The less famous yet no less threatening cousin to the Grassy Gnolls." title="Mountain Gnolls: The less famous yet no less threatening cousin to the Grassy Gnolls." /> 01_02.html: /comics/2009-09-09-0002lettered.jpg" alt="Redefining the meaning of Taunting to Hold Aggro." title="Redefining the meaning of Taunting to Hold Aggro." /> 01_03.html: /comics/2009-09-11-0003lettered.jpg" alt="Oh, disposable villains. Your tireless efforts and tired puns always make our heroes look so good. Here's to you, Jobbers of the adventuring world." title="Oh, disposable villains. Your tireless efforts and tired puns always make our heroes look so good. Here's to you, Jobbers of the adventuring world." /> 01_04.html: /comics/2009-09-14-0004lettered.jpg" alt="Well that's one way to do it, too, I guess." title="Well that's one way to do it, too, I guess." /> 01_05.html: /comics/2009-09-16-0005lettered.jpg" alt="You haven't heard about the Unicorn Flu epidemic? It's all over the Town Criers and Royal Proclamations." title="You haven't heard about the Unicorn Flu epidemic? It's all over the Town Criers and Royal Proclamations." /> 01_06.html: /comics/2009-09-18-0006lettered.jpg" alt="Only YOU can prevent the eternal damnation of scorching hellfire that inevitably awaits your eternal soul." title="Only YOU can prevent the eternal damnation of scorching hellfire that inevitably awaits your eternal soul." /> 01_07.html: /comics/2009-09-21-0007lettered.jpg" alt="'So I sez to Sister Mabel, I sez... is that a ruler in your pocket, or are you given unto the vile, sinful pleasures of the flesh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!'" title="'So I sez to Sister Mabel, I sez... is that a ruler in your pocket, or are you given unto the vile, sinful pleasures of the flesh? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!'" /> 01_08.html: /comics/2009-09-23-0008lettered.jpg" alt="This, of course, begs the question: Are there cocksucks who DON'T love dick?" title="This, of course, begs the question: Are there cocksucks who DON'T love dick?" /> 01_09.html: /comics/2009-09-25-0009lettered.jpg" alt="Thanks, Kobolds. You ruined International Pipe-Smoking Day for everyone. I hope you're PLEASED." title="Thanks, Kobolds. You ruined International Pipe-Smoking Day for everyone. I hope you're PLEASED." /> 01_10.html: /comics/2009-09-28-0010lettered.jpg" alt="It's OK everybody, he's got this." title="It's OK everybody, he's got this." /> 01_11.html: /comics/2009-09-30-0011lettered.jpg" alt="I find his taste in humor very quest-ionable, if you axe me." title="I find his taste in humor very quest-ionable, if you axe me." /> 01_12.html: /comics/2009-10-02-0012unlettered.jpg" alt="'Call now for our limited time offer! 75% off all jobs dealing with Beasts or Goblinoids!'" title="'Call now for our limited time offer! 75% off all jobs dealing with Beasts or Goblinoids!'" /> 01_13.html: /comics/2009-10-05-0013unlettered.jpg" alt="Wow, dude. Nevermind the stick, your face looks like it got beaten with an ugly BRIGADE." title="Wow, dude. Nevermind the stick, your face looks like it got beaten with an ugly BRIGADE." /> 01_14.html: /comics/2009-10-07-0014unlettered.jpg" alt="'As a freshly recruited member of the armed forces, let me tell you: It's not easy being green.'" title="'As a freshly recruited member of the armed forces, let me tell you: It's not easy being green.'" /> 01_15.html: /comics/2009-10-09-0015unlettered.jpg" alt="'Wow, how can you tell that he's been at the mushrooms again?' 'Well, last time I saw him, he was five foot-two.'" title="'Wow, how can you tell that he's been at the mushrooms again?' 'Well, last time I saw him, he was five foot-two.'" /> 01_16.html: /comics/2009-10-12-0016unlettered.jpg" alt="I'd say 'This is why we can't have nice things,' but let's face it: He wasn't all that nice." title="I'd say 'This is why we can't have nice things,' but let's face it: He wasn't all that nice." /> 01_17.html: /comics/2009-10-14-0017lettered.jpg" alt="We told everyone there would be a comic every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. OUR PROPHECY IS FULFILLED." title="We told everyone there would be a comic every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. OUR PROPHECY IS FULFILLED." /> 01_18.html: /comics/2009-10-16-0018unlettered.jpg" alt="Rabble rabble, rabble. Rababble rabble rab. Prophecy, rabble." title="Rabble rabble, rabble. Rababble rabble rab. Prophecy, rabble." /> 01_19.html: /comics/2009-10-19-0019unlettered.jpg" alt="If being a douchebag earns you achievement points, then I've got 1735 achievement points." title="If being a douchebag earns you achievement points, then I've got 1735 achievement points." /> 01_20.html: /comics/2009-10-21-0020unlettered.jpg" alt="So... that's a 'No,' then?" title="So... that's a 'No,' then?" /> 01_21.html: /comics/2009-10-23-0021unlettered.jpg" alt="Dude, could you maybe stop blogging for like two seconds? Urgent matters are at hand." title="Dude, could you maybe stop blogging for like two seconds? Urgent matters are at hand." /> 01_22.html: /comics/2009-10-26-0022aunlettered.jpg" alt="'Oh, terribly sorry Mr. Ghost. I had not realized there were limits on who can or can not inhabit a barren God Damned wasteland.'" title="'Oh, terribly sorry Mr. Ghost. I had not realized there were limits on who can or can not inhabit a barren God Damned wasteland.'" /> 01_23.html: /comics/2009-10-28-0023unlettered.jpg" alt="'... So you're apathetic and I should bother you but only if I feel like it? I'm really not getting any clear signals here, dude.'" title="'... So you're apathetic and I should bother you but only if I feel like it? I'm really not getting any clear signals here, dude.'" /> 01_24.html: /comics/2009-10-30-0024unlettered.jpg" alt="'I spy with my little eye something... sandy.'" title="'I spy with my little eye something... sandy.'" /> 02_00.html: /comics/2009-11-02-0100b.jpg" alt="The one where we find out how everyone meets each other." title="The one where we find out how everyone meets each other." /> 02_01.html: /comics/2009-11-04-0101unlettered.jpg" alt="'Doable, but rough,' also happens to be the most frequent comment left for Byron when he goes speed-dating." title="'Doable, but rough,' also happens to be the most frequent comment left for Byron when he goes speed-dating." /> 02_02.html: /comics/2009-11-06-0102unlettered.jpg" alt="At first, the cultists were excited by the triumphant yell. They had turned around expecting refreshing beverages, only to find ruin." title="At first, the cultists were excited by the triumphant yell. They had turned around expecting refreshing beverages, only to find ruin." /> 02_03.html: /comics/2009-11-09-0103unlettered.jpg" alt="AWK-waaaaaard..." title="AWK-waaaaaard..." /> 02_04.html: /comics/2009-11-11-0104unlettered.jpg" alt="What do you call a handful of dead & foiled cultists piled up in the middle of their own hideout? A good start!" title="What do you call a handful of dead & foiled cultists piled up in the middle of their own hideout? A good start!" /> 02_05.html: /comics/2009-11-13-0105unlettered.jpg" alt="I don't know about you, but singing about singing for your supper for supper strikes me as someting of a cop-out." title="I don't know about you, but singing about singing for your supper for supper strikes me as someting of a cop-out." /> 02_06.html: /comics/2009-11-16-0106unlettered.jpg" alt="There there, Tiny Tad. You can still play a slide whistle if whatever teeth you have left can keep a good grip!" title="There there, Tiny Tad. You can still play a slide whistle if whatever teeth you have left can keep a good grip!" /> 02_07.html: /comics/2009-11-18-0107unlettered.jpg" alt="AND FUCK YOU TOO, CLOUDS. YOU SUCK ALSO." title="AND FUCK YOU TOO, CLOUDS. YOU SUCK ALSO." /> 02_08.html: /comics/2009-11-20-0108unlettered65164.jpg" alt="Bandit would posit the question, 'What is the sound of one hand stealing?' Tune in next Wednesday to find out!" title="Bandit would posit the question, 'What is the sound of one hand stealing?' Tune in next Wednesday to find out!" /> 02_09.html: /comics/2009-11-23-0109unlettered4415143.jpg" alt="Syr'Nj has gone to the market for a shoping adventure! While you're looking for her, find - a shoe, grapes, a hygenic cat, a street prophet, a lock, and an Antikythera Mechanism!" title="Syr'Nj has gone to the market for a shoping adventure! While you're looking for her, find - a shoe, grapes, a hygenic cat, a street prophet, a lock, and an Antikythera Mechanism!" /> 02_10.html: /comics/2009-11-25-0110unlettered4864310.jpg" alt="Oh, so THAT'S what it is." title="Oh, so THAT'S what it is." /> 02_11.html: /comics/2009-11-27-0111unlettered548413.jpg" alt="Like most thieves, Bandit Keynes leads a hardscrabble existence, forced to use homemade sound effects to make ends meet." title="Like most thieves, Bandit Keynes leads a hardscrabble existence, forced to use homemade sound effects to make ends meet." /> 02_12.html: /comics/2009-11-30-0112unlettered5666654.jpg" alt="WATCH OUT! SHE'S GOT A... uh. Dude, what the Hell are those things called again? Shit, I am blanking on this one." title="WATCH OUT! SHE'S GOT A... uh. Dude, what the Hell are those things called again? Shit, I am blanking on this one." /> 02_13.html: /comics/2009-12-02-0113unlettered68426.jpg" alt="The notion that Syr'Nj would hack Bandit up for fertilizer is a load of shit." title="The notion that Syr'Nj would hack Bandit up for fertilizer is a load of shit." /> 02_14.html: /comics/2009-12-04-0114unlettered64132.jpg" alt="It seems Sundar the Sunderer is so lacking in a sense of what's appropriate, he makes Byron the Berserker look like Abby the Advisor." title="It seems Sundar the Sunderer is so lacking in a sense of what's appropriate, he makes Byron the Berserker look like Abby the Advisor." /> 02_15.html: /comics/2009-12-07-0115unlettered84333.jpg" alt="The proud & noble race of Land Sharks clearly do not breed for intelligence." title="The proud & noble race of Land Sharks clearly do not breed for intelligence." /> 02_16.html: /comics/2009-12-09-0116unlettered51485.jpg" alt="WE'LL HAVE CARRIAGES THAT DRIVE THEMSELVES! TAVERNS THAT PREPARE YOUR MEAL IN MERE MINUTES! DEVICES THAT FINELY DICE VEGETABLES IN ONE SWIFT MOTION! FANTASTICAL MIRACLE LINENS THAT SOP UP SPILLS INSTANTLY!" title="WE'LL HAVE CARRIAGES THAT DRIVE THEMSELVES! TAVERNS THAT PREPARE YOUR MEAL IN MERE MINUTES! DEVICES THAT FINELY DICE VEGETABLES IN ONE SWIFT MOTION! FANTASTICAL MIRACLE LINENS THAT SOP UP SPILLS INSTANTLY!" /> 02_17.html: /comics/2009-12-11-0117unlettered66236.jpg" alt="Well now that is just FLAGRANT racial profiling if you ask me." title="Well now that is just FLAGRANT racial profiling if you ask me." /> 02_18.html: /comics/2009-12-14-0118unlettered11222.jpg" alt="Really, everyone's just freaking out over the bizarre floating bits of brown paper with exposition written all over them. Seriously, how does he DO that?" title="Really, everyone's just freaking out over the bizarre floating bits of brown paper with exposition written all over them. Seriously, how does he DO that?" /> 02_19.html: /comics/2009-12-16-0119unlettered36.jpg" alt="Gravedust Deserthammer - MAN OF ACTION." title="Gravedust Deserthammer - MAN OF ACTION." /> 02_20.html: /comics/2009-12-18-0120unlettered5184.jpg" alt="Have you ever SEEN a goathole? It's not pretty." title="Have you ever SEEN a goathole? It's not pretty." /> 02_21.html: /comics/2009-12-21-0121unlettered3265.jpg" alt="A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!" title="A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!" /> 02_22.html: /comics/2009-12-23-0122unlettered3595.jpg" alt="Draw (drô) - n. 8. A contest ending without either side winning." title="Draw (drô) - n. 8. A contest ending without either side winning." /> 02_23.html: /comics/2009-12-25-0123unlettered65658.jpg" alt="Byron and Frigg seem to share a mutual love of the kwok." title="Byron and Frigg seem to share a mutual love of the kwok." /> 02_24.html: /comics/2009-12-28-0124unlettered4455.jpg" alt="Are you sure you want to do this guys? I'm pretty sure party-forming protocol requires a tavern of some sort. Maybe ancient tomb wall-etchings drenched in prophecy-laden blood?" title="Are you sure you want to do this guys? I'm pretty sure party-forming protocol requires a tavern of some sort. Maybe ancient tomb wall-etchings drenched in prophecy-laden blood?" /> 03_00.html: /comics/2010-01-01-0200unlettered3262.png" alt="The one where everyone goes adventuring together for the first time." title="The one where everyone goes adventuring together for the first time." /> 03_01.html: /comics/2010-01-04-0201unlettered32665.jpg" alt="OK, guys, let's play 'I Never!' I've never drowned to death imprisoned in a water-trap deep within a dark, dank dungeon." title="OK, guys, let's play 'I Never!' I've never drowned to death imprisoned in a water-trap deep within a dark, dank dungeon." /> 03_02.html: /comics/2010-01-06-0202unlettered94668.jpg" alt="Wow, what a conveniently Bandit-shaped hole you've bent out there. Do a giraffe next!" title="Wow, what a conveniently Bandit-shaped hole you've bent out there. Do a giraffe next!" /> 03_03.html: /comics/2010-01-08-0203unlettered88787.jpg" alt="There's a very cerebral joke hidden in this comic for all you die hard Home Alone fans out there." title="There's a very cerebral joke hidden in this comic for all you die hard Home Alone fans out there." /> 03_04.html: /comics/2010-01-11-0204unlettered11211.jpg" alt="Jeez, Frigg. There's no need to get bent out of shape about it." title="Jeez, Frigg. There's no need to get bent out of shape about it." /> 03_05.html: /comics/2010-01-13-0205unlettered11646.jpg" alt="I don't know what's more worrisome: The fact that the game sounded totally legit to these kids, or that none of them bothered to ask what the second rule was." title="I don't know what's more worrisome: The fact that the game sounded totally legit to these kids, or that none of them bothered to ask what the second rule was." /> 03_06.html: /comics/2010-01-15-0206unlettered65998.jpg" alt="Is Best implying that Dwarves only count as 3/4 a person? " title="Is Best implying that Dwarves only count as 3/4 a person? " /> 03_07.html: /comics/2010-01-18-0207unlettered33659.jpg" alt="Man, what kind of crap deals has Byron gotten before? 'Slay 12 wolves and 9 troglodytes and you'll get a stick of gum and a half-eaten chicken wing?'" title="Man, what kind of crap deals has Byron gotten before? 'Slay 12 wolves and 9 troglodytes and you'll get a stick of gum and a half-eaten chicken wing?'" /> 03_08.html: /comics/2010-01-20-0208unlettered48887.jpg" alt="Leave it to Syr'Nj to QUANTIFY femininity." title="Leave it to Syr'Nj to QUANTIFY femininity." /> 03_09.html: /comics/2010-01-22-0209unlettered49526.jpg" alt="I'd say, 'You wouldn't like him when he's angry,' but I'm pretty sure you readers have been waiting very patiently for exactly that." title="I'd say, 'You wouldn't like him when he's angry,' but I'm pretty sure you readers have been waiting very patiently for exactly that." /> 03_10.html: /comics/2010-01-25-0210unlettered98956.jpg" alt="You are now reading Sundar's dialogue with Patrick Warburton's voice in your mind." title="You are now reading Sundar's dialogue with Patrick Warburton's voice in your mind." /> 03_11.html: /comics/2010-01-27-0211unlettered47855.jpg" alt="FOLLOWED BY A SLIGHT ITCHING FEELING AND A NEGLIGEABLE AMOUNT OF INFLAMMATIOOOOON!" title="FOLLOWED BY A SLIGHT ITCHING FEELING AND A NEGLIGEABLE AMOUNT OF INFLAMMATIOOOOON!" /> 03_12.html: /comics/2010-01-29-0212unlettered77448.jpg" alt="He's looking at something. OK, now he's staring at it. OH OH he's squinting a little now! This is exciting!" title="He's looking at something. OK, now he's staring at it. OH OH he's squinting a little now! This is exciting!" /> 03_13.html: /comics/2010-02-01-0213unlettered65986.jpg" alt="Lemme tell ya. You put a sharpened hook in for an eye replacement, and NO ONE questions your authority. Except Von Carnaj, I guess." title="Lemme tell ya. You put a sharpened hook in for an eye replacement, and NO ONE questions your authority. Except Von Carnaj, I guess." /> 03_14.html: /comics/2010-02-03-0214unlettered48645.jpg" alt="Stop that, Frigg. It's rude." title="Stop that, Frigg. It's rude." /> 03_15.html: /comics/2010-02-05-0215unlettered11223.jpg" alt="Jeez, who puts pirates in a mine shaft, anyway? That's almost as silly as an entire city of Werewolves being somehow left alone for years and years." title="Jeez, who puts pirates in a mine shaft, anyway? That's almost as silly as an entire city of Werewolves being somehow left alone for years and years." /> 03_16.html: /comics/2010-02-08-0216unlettered54665.jpg" alt="Well there goes your leadership bonus, gang. Good luck!" title="Well there goes your leadership bonus, gang. Good luck!" /> 03_17.html: /comics/2010-02-10-0217unlettered77546.jpg" alt="--UUUUUUUZZY NECK YOU GOT THERE, DUDE. NEVER HEARD OF A SHAVE? OR OTHERSUCH BASIC HYGIENE?" title="--UUUUUUUZZY NECK YOU GOT THERE, DUDE. NEVER HEARD OF A SHAVE? OR OTHERSUCH BASIC HYGIENE?" /> 03_18.html: /comics/2010-02-12-0218unlettered32266.jpg" alt="You've met Butterfly. Now meet Sting. Betcha didn't know he was even there, did you? He's such a sneaky snorper." title="You've met Butterfly. Now meet Sting. Betcha didn't know he was even there, did you? He's such a sneaky snorper." /> 03_19.html: /comics/2010-02-15-0219unlettered85585.jpg" alt="Nothing will stop Best from charming ladies (we are, of course, assuming that Frigg qualifies as a 'lady' for the sake of argument)." title="Nothing will stop Best from charming ladies (we are, of course, assuming that Frigg qualifies as a 'lady' for the sake of argument)." /> 03_20.html: /comics/2010-02-17-0220unlettered33212.jpg" alt="Actions speak louder than words, you sneaky snoop." title="Actions speak louder than words, you sneaky snoop." /> 03_21.html: /comics/2010-02-19-0221unlettered56443.jpg" alt="Best certainly knows how to bring the house down." title="Best certainly knows how to bring the house down." /> 03_22.html: /comics/2010-02-22-0222unlettered75486.jpg" alt="Byron's the type of Berserker who smells the roses along freshly cut swath." title="Byron's the type of Berserker who smells the roses along freshly cut swath." /> 03_23.html: /comics/2010-02-24-0223unlettered88795.jpg" alt="Nothing to see here, people, move along. " title="Nothing to see here, people, move along. " /> 03_24.html: /comics/2010-02-26-0224unlettered11223.jpg" alt="This seems like it was a lot of work just to discover a bunch of Ship-In-A-Bottle enthusiasts with higher ambitions." title="This seems like it was a lot of work just to discover a bunch of Ship-In-A-Bottle enthusiasts with higher ambitions." /> 04_00.html: /comics/2010-03-01-0300unlettered98745.jpg" alt="The one where they finish their first quest together." title="The one where they finish their first quest together." /> 04_01.html: /comics/2010-03-03-0301unlettered65489.jpg" alt="Look, I'm palping it RIGHT NOW." title="Look, I'm palping it RIGHT NOW." /> 04_02.html: /comics/2010-03-05-0302unlettered64659.jpg" alt="Hey, OLD GUYS. Some of us are trying to sleep here." title="Hey, OLD GUYS. Some of us are trying to sleep here." /> 04_03.html: /comics/2010-03-08-0303unlettered11554.jpg" alt="Next thing you know they'll invent some sort of silly 'horseless carriage.' How DROLL." title="Next thing you know they'll invent some sort of silly 'horseless carriage.' How DROLL." /> 04_04.html: /comics/2010-03-10-0304unlettered48456.jpg" alt="What were Byron and Gravedust up to? To be revealed in Chapter 5!" title="What were Byron and Gravedust up to? To be revealed in Chapter 5!" /> 04_05.html: /comics/2010-03-12-0305unlettered79956.jpg" alt="I'm not sure if this idea is better or worse than a cardboard box, but hey. Whatever infiltrates your enemy territory, pal." title="I'm not sure if this idea is better or worse than a cardboard box, but hey. Whatever infiltrates your enemy territory, pal." /> 04_06.html: /comics/2010-03-15-0306unlettered98865.jpg" alt="Yeah, Best. You go handle every pirate ever. You got this, totally." title="Yeah, Best. You go handle every pirate ever. You got this, totally." /> 04_07.html: /comics/2010-03-17-0307unlettered98754.jpg" alt="Dude, we get that you're thrilled, but now you're just MAKING UP WORDS." title="Dude, we get that you're thrilled, but now you're just MAKING UP WORDS." /> 04_08.html: /comics/2010-03-19-0308unlettered65447.jpg" alt="Syr'Nj X Frigg = OTP!!!1~~" title="Syr'Nj X Frigg = OTP!!!1~~" /> 04_09.html: /comics/2010-03-22-0309unlettered15598.jpg" alt="Von Carnaj gets all his cues from storybooks. That's why his previous schemes involved carriages made entirely of pumpkin and cross-dressing as some poor kid's Grandmother." title="Von Carnaj gets all his cues from storybooks. That's why his previous schemes involved carriages made entirely of pumpkin and cross-dressing as some poor kid's Grandmother." /> 04_10.html: /comics/2010-03-24-0310unlettered46565.jpg" alt="Blow the roof? That's it? That's all you wanted to accomplish? Look, dude, if all you wanted to do was demolish some of the countryside you could have waited until the fourth of July like everyone else." title="Blow the roof? That's it? That's all you wanted to accomplish? Look, dude, if all you wanted to do was demolish some of the countryside you could have waited until the fourth of July like everyone else." /> 04_11.html: /comics/2010-03-26-0311unlettered65598.jpg" alt=":O" title=":O" /> 04_12.html: /comics/2010-03-29-0312b.jpg" alt="Hey, he's using his brains against their brawn! That's not FAIR!" title="Hey, he's using his brains against their brawn! That's not FAIR!" /> 04_13.html: /comics/2010-03-31-0313unlettered32659.jpg" alt="It's Prada." title="It's Prada." /> 04_14.html: /comics/2010-04-02-0314unlettered.jpg" alt="OH MY GOD IT'S A LEGLESS, HEADLESS, TAILLESS DRAGON." title="OH MY GOD IT'S A LEGLESS, HEADLESS, TAILLESS DRAGON." /> 04_15.html: /comics/2010-04-05-0315unlettered959416.jpg" alt="This strip contains very heavy political metaphor. Try and guess the analogy!" title="This strip contains very heavy political metaphor. Try and guess the analogy!" /> 04_16.html: /comics/2010-04-07-0316unlettered74846.jpg" alt="Oh man that fight was AWESOME. You guys should've been there it was DOPE." title="Oh man that fight was AWESOME. You guys should've been there it was DOPE." /> 04_17.html: /comics/2010-04-09-0317unlettered95665.jpg" alt="Uh oh. He's STARING again..." title="Uh oh. He's STARING again..." /> 04_18.html: /comics/2010-04-12-0318unlettered98765.jpg" alt="I'm just as conflicted about this as you guys are." title="I'm just as conflicted about this as you guys are." /> 04_19.html: /comics/2010-04-14-0319unlettered65949.jpg" alt="Hate to burst your bubble, Carnaj, but this ship's going down with the captain." title="Hate to burst your bubble, Carnaj, but this ship's going down with the captain." /> 04_20.html: /comics/2010-04-16-0320unlettered59546.jpg" alt="'Yes, officers. As you can see here, we are legally permitted to park an imminent aerial threat basically anywhere it crashes and burns. Or would you have preferred the azaleas?'" title="'Yes, officers. As you can see here, we are legally permitted to park an imminent aerial threat basically anywhere it crashes and burns. Or would you have preferred the azaleas?'" /> 04_21.html: /comics/2010-04-19-0321unlettered46626.jpg" alt="When you sucker punch an axe-wielding berserker, you shouldn't be surprised if he gets edgy. " title="When you sucker punch an axe-wielding berserker, you shouldn't be surprised if he gets edgy. " /> 04_22.html: /comics/2010-04-21-0322unlettered65955.jpg" alt=">:O" title=">:O" /> 04_23.html: /comics/2010-04-23-0323unlettered98656.jpg" alt="I guess this would be Best's idea of burying the hatchet." title="I guess this would be Best's idea of burying the hatchet." /> 04_24.html: /comics/2010-04-26-0324unlettered98754.jpg" alt="Is this the last the gang's seen of Payet Best? Tune in this fall for the season premiere of Guilded Age!" title="Is this the last the gang's seen of Payet Best? Tune in this fall for the season premiere of Guilded Age!" /> 05_00.html: /comics/2010-04-28-0400unlettered97496.jpg" alt="The one where the real fifth member shows up." title="The one where the real fifth member shows up." /> 05_01.html: /comics/2010-04-30-0401unlettered86452.jpg" alt="'I mean really, I'm only even cutting a swath through these branches on the off chance that one of them belongs to a short-tempered Ent.'" title="'I mean really, I'm only even cutting a swath through these branches on the off chance that one of them belongs to a short-tempered Ent.'" /> 05_02.html: /comics/2010-05-03-0402unlettered94363.jpg" alt="Tune in this Wednesday when Gravedust flips out over being criticized and the two of them duke it out!" title="Tune in this Wednesday when Gravedust flips out over being criticized and the two of them duke it out!" /> 05_03.html: /comics/2010-05-05-0403unlettered94796.jpg" alt="The tragedy is that, ultimately, we caused this massacre to take place. And due to its fictional nature, it would never have happened if you didn't see it. So way to go, guys, you killed Leafport. Hope you're pleased!" title="The tragedy is that, ultimately, we caused this massacre to take place. And due to its fictional nature, it would never have happened if you didn't see it. So way to go, guys, you killed Leafport. Hope you're pleased!" /> 05_04.html: /comics/2010-05-07-0404unlettered95641.jpg" alt="'Pal is good. I'd settle for bro, dude, or even possibly dudebro.'" title="'Pal is good. I'd settle for bro, dude, or even possibly dudebro.'" /> 05_05.html: /comics/2010-05-10-0405unlettered94853.jpg" alt="Sentinels represent." title="Sentinels represent." /> 05_06.html: /comics/2010-05-12-0406unlettered99563.jpg" alt="'Yeah, Syr'Nj. I really enjoyed getting set on fire and knocked unconscious repeatedly. I'm glad you had a good time, too.'" title="'Yeah, Syr'Nj. I really enjoyed getting set on fire and knocked unconscious repeatedly. I'm glad you had a good time, too.'" /> 05_07.html: /comics/2010-05-14-0407unlettered95645.jpg" alt="Things we have defeated today: Air Pirates, Children, Subtlety." title="Things we have defeated today: Air Pirates, Children, Subtlety." /> 05_08.html: /comics/2010-05-17-0408unlettered94463.jpg" alt="The Gastionan Leisure Squad, on the other hand, absolutely EXCELS at screwing around." title="The Gastionan Leisure Squad, on the other hand, absolutely EXCELS at screwing around." /> 05_09.html: /comics/2010-05-19-0409unlettered65445.jpg" alt="He's just derailing the piracy issue because he doesn't want to get un-seated over his illegal Wham! albums." title="He's just derailing the piracy issue because he doesn't want to get un-seated over his illegal Wham! albums." /> 05_10.html: /comics/2010-05-21-0410unlettered11233.jpg" alt="KA-MMENTARY!" title="KA-MMENTARY!" /> 05_11.html: /comics/2010-05-24-0411unlettered95456.jpg" alt="Just don't ask her if she's ready to do shots." title="Just don't ask her if she's ready to do shots." /> 05_12.html: /comics/2010-05-26-0412unlettered95687.jpg" alt="Frigg may be explaining more about Best than about herself with details like that." title="Frigg may be explaining more about Best than about herself with details like that." /> 05_13.html: /comics/2010-05-28-0413unlettered78563.jpg" alt="You shouldn't swear in front of nuns, Frigg. That's a bad habit." title="You shouldn't swear in front of nuns, Frigg. That's a bad habit." /> 05_14.html: /comics/2010-05-31-0414unlettered23365.jpg" alt="NOW Syr'Nj knows what mead is." title="NOW Syr'Nj knows what mead is." /> 05_15.html: /comics/2010-06-02-0415unlettered95684.jpg" alt="Say, that's a pretty good Gravedust impression there." title="Say, that's a pretty good Gravedust impression there." /> 05_16.html: /comics/2010-06-04-0416unlettered77455.jpg" alt="Other difficult concepts for Gravedust: E-mail, Kids Today, and the Speed Limit." title="Other difficult concepts for Gravedust: E-mail, Kids Today, and the Speed Limit." /> 05_17.html: /comics/2010-06-07-0417unlettered32144.jpg" alt="'No. No, a li'l higher'n that.'" title="'No. No, a li'l higher'n that.'" /> 05_18.html: /comics/2010-06-09-0418unlettered94456.jpg" alt="'Bandit Keynes: I already have your wallet, so you might as well pay me anyway!'" title="'Bandit Keynes: I already have your wallet, so you might as well pay me anyway!'" /> 05_19.html: /comics/2010-06-11-0419unlettered94463.jpg" alt="Followed by a rousing rendition of 'Life Is A Magic Thing.'" title="Followed by a rousing rendition of 'Life Is A Magic Thing.'" /> 05_20.html: /comics/2010-06-14-0420unlettered64496.jpg" alt="Tune in next time to 'That's Our Bandit!'" title="Tune in next time to 'That's Our Bandit!'" /> 05_21.html: /comics/2010-06-16-0421unlettered94475.jpg" alt="Tirelessly training day and night, the Bloodshot Sisters' Nun-Fu is quite strong, indeed." title="Tirelessly training day and night, the Bloodshot Sisters' Nun-Fu is quite strong, indeed." /> 05_22.html: /comics/2010-06-18-0422unlettered13370.png" alt="Things the Bloodshot Sisters Won't Forgive; Putting only one Rald in the collection plate, pointed questions regarding biblical inconsistencies, Chewing with your mouth open." title="Things the Bloodshot Sisters Won't Forgive; Putting only one Rald in the collection plate, pointed questions regarding biblical inconsistencies, Chewing with your mouth open." /> 05_23.html: /comics/2010-06-21-0423unlettered234534.jpg" alt="Releasing a noxious gas when cornered is a common defense of the red-crested hammerskull." title="Releasing a noxious gas when cornered is a common defense of the red-crested hammerskull." /> 05_24.html: /comics/2010-06-23-0424unlettered94496.jpg" alt="'Quickly, everyone! We only have twelve minutes until Wendy's closes!'" title="'Quickly, everyone! We only have twelve minutes until Wendy's closes!'" /> 06_00.html: /comics/2010-07-05-0500unlettered45423.jpg" alt="The one where they finally come together and become a real group." title="The one where they finally come together and become a real group." /> 06_01.html: /comics/2010-07-07-0501unlettered62235.jpg" alt="To stay fit, do several sitreps every day." title="To stay fit, do several sitreps every day." /> 06_02.html: /comics/2010-07-09-0502unlettered95531.jpg" alt="You'd think it'd be easier to play an elf by ear, but trust me. It's not." title="You'd think it'd be easier to play an elf by ear, but trust me. It's not." /> 06_03.html: /comics/2010-07-12-0503unlettered74413.jpg" alt="Standing down is what we usually do in between sitreps." title="Standing down is what we usually do in between sitreps." /> 06_04.html: /comics/2010-07-14-0504unlettered98531.jpg" alt="..." title="..." /> 06_05.html: /comics/2010-07-16-0505%2520UNLETTERED74551.jpg" alt="Bandit is a renowned grappling hooker, but she swears that was just back when she was young and needed cash for tuition." title="Bandit is a renowned grappling hooker, but she swears that was just back when she was young and needed cash for tuition." /> 06_06.html: /comics/2010-07-19-0506%20UNLETTERED65441.jpg" alt="Yeah, jeez, HEATHENS. They're always all like, 'DURR I'M GONNA GO PUT MY GENITALS WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG AND DELIBERATELY WORSHIP THE INCORRECT DEITY,' y'know?" title="Yeah, jeez, HEATHENS. They're always all like, 'DURR I'M GONNA GO PUT MY GENITALS WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG AND DELIBERATELY WORSHIP THE INCORRECT DEITY,' y'know?" /> 06_08.html: /comics/2010-07-23-0508unlettered94452.jpg" alt="Now, moreso than ever before, Gravedust isn't joking." title="Now, moreso than ever before, Gravedust isn't joking." /> 06_09.html: /comics/2010-07-26-0509unlettered74553.jpg" alt="UUUUUUUUUUUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE ABBEY." title="UUUUUUUUUUUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE ABBEY." /> 06_10.html: /comics/2010-07-28-0510unlettered97452.jpg" alt="How about 'Greater Instant Victory Plus Ale?' No? All right." title="How about 'Greater Instant Victory Plus Ale?' No? All right." /> 06_11.html: /comics/2010-07-30-0511unlettered74411.jpg" alt="Being such an astute pupil of the fighting arts, I'm sure we can all share in his vision." title="Being such an astute pupil of the fighting arts, I'm sure we can all share in his vision." /> 06_12.html: /comics/2010-08-01-0512lettered.jpg" alt="More practical tips from the Michael Weston of Arkerra." title="More practical tips from the Michael Weston of Arkerra." /> 06_13.html: /comics/2010-08-04-0513unlettered61476.jpg" alt="All obstacles hurdled and opponents felled or YOUR MONEY BACK! Order now, and we'll throw in a sub-plot conclusion, ABSOLUTELY FREE." title="All obstacles hurdled and opponents felled or YOUR MONEY BACK! Order now, and we'll throw in a sub-plot conclusion, ABSOLUTELY FREE." /> 06_14.html: /comics/2010-08-06-0514unlettered77412.jpg" alt="Dammit, Bandit. This is why you'll never get invited to be on Hollywood Squares!" title="Dammit, Bandit. This is why you'll never get invited to be on Hollywood Squares!" /> 06_16.html: /comics/2010-08-11-0516unlettered84513.jpg" alt="For those of you at home who were wondering, this is the part where you could officially say 'it' is 'on.'" title="For those of you at home who were wondering, this is the part where you could officially say 'it' is 'on.'" />