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I’m not trying to go all goth on you or anything, I swear.
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I’m not trying to go all goth on you or anything, I swear.

Yes, this is what I post on Thanksgiving. I’m sorry if you were under the impression that this was one of those classy webcomics like Something Positive or Hate Song.
Incidentally, Happy Thanksgiving to the Americans out there, and Happy Whatever You’re Doing Today to those who live elsewhere. I can’t say that you folks are missing out on a hell of a lot, as holidays go, but there is some pretty good eatins’. Also, Canadians: I’m sorry I forgot to say Happy Thanksgiving on your Thanksgiving. Not living in Canada, I can be expected to forget.

I’m told it was a relatively peaceful night during this year’s Ohio State-Michigan game, which is sort of like saying, “It was pretty tasty, for crap.” Still, I did not die, or kill for that matter, and I am happy for that. Also, a guy bought a bunch of stuff with $2 bills, which I promptly bought out of the register and put into my wallet. So now I have a bunch of $2 bills. I cannot wait to spend them.
Tomorrow’s comic will detail the events of The Night of the Football Madness.