The “Perfect Life,” as defined by Men’s Health magazine, involves a lot of things I don’t usually feel like doing. It’s got me thinking maybe I should just stick to my current “Mediocre Life,” with perhaps a few pushes here and there towards a “Pretty Decent Life.” At the moment, “Pretty Decent” is a lot to ask for but, I mean, it can’t hurt to take a swing.
Apparently someone’s thinking about living past fifty. Or, I don’t know, maybe there were just some pictures of half-naked women in there.
I’ll be posting a follow-up to this tomorrow morning.
I normally color and publish my comics when I get off work (meaning now, at 7:00am), but I am absolutely dead tired this morning and I’m going to need to sleep before that can happen, so the comic will go up this afternoon/evening instead. To make up for it, I’ll post another comic tomorrow. Good plan? Alright. See you out there.
-Matt
PS: I just found out two things: First, there’s a Wikipedia article on Malfunction Junction, and second, mine is not the first comic strip to have been titled Malfunction Junction. Normally that would worry me, but the guy who did the other one is apparently dead.
It is okay for this to take you a second.
If you are a guy and you are over 18, you really should learn to tie a tie. By not knowing how, you run the risk of putting yourself in a position where you need to wear one and you don’t know how, but your girlfriend does and you have to admit this to her and ask her to do it for you. Now, I’m not “Mr. Macho” or anything, but I can pretty much guarantee that if this happens, no matter who you are, you are not going to be able to achieve an erection for at least the next six months. Seriously, just learn it. It’s not hard, I swear.