Filed under: MalfunctionJunction

Oddly enough, it turned out not to be Al’s girlfriend on the phone, which leads me to wonder who on earth it could have been. I mean, no one else in the house has a girlfriend, and if it wasn’t his, it must’ve been a wrong number, which means I inadvertently destroyed a complete stranger’s relationship. I wonder very much if she cried uncontrollably after hanging up. When I told Brian what happened, he high-fived me and said he hoped she did. Heh, heh. What a dick.


