My computer’s been going bad on me, so this comic will have to stay in black and white at least until tomorrow, when I’ll try to color it without my computer shutting down out of nowhere. Hopefully, it’s a temporary problem, but who knows.
A day late and a dollar short, I know. But here it is.
A lot of you probably think I’m exaggerating about the kind of madness that happens on the night of the Ohio State-Michigan game. You think I’m messing around for comedic effect. You’re wrong. A reader who goes to the University of Michigan recently forwarded me an email his school sent out, which contains advice to students who plan to drive to Columbus to see the game. The main thing to read is the bulleted list of suggestions towards the bottom.
I’ll go ahead and explain a few things about it for you right now. The reason they suggest driving a car without Michigan plates is that OSU fans are known to flip cars with Michigan plates upside down and/or light them on fire. Not kidding. They suggest not wearing Michigan apparel because you will get beaten up for that, plain and simple. Frankly, I wouldn’t even wear anything blue. Finally, they suggest avoiding High Street because that’s where all the college bars are, which is their way of saying, “Go to the game and get the hell out of that city before they kill you. Do not stop for a drink on the way. Just get in the car and go.” This is all very good advice, and I think that’s really kind of fucked up.
f9bI made an ad for McDonald’s today. The next comic is going up at midnight tonight.
-Milbs
