Thursday October 12th 2006, 8:49 pm
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Tuesday October 10th 2006, 2:54 am
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No man has ever been as token a black guy as the token black guy in Walker: Texas Ranger. I think after they came up with the idea for the show, they wrote a few episodes, cast it, put some sets together, and were about to start shooting the pilot when someone kind of looked at someone else and said, “I feel like we forgot something. What did we forget?” Then he thought for a second and blurted out, “The black guy! Jesus, how did we forget the black guy?” Then they found someone and killed his hopes of a fulfilling acting career forever.
Monday October 09th 2006, 2:59 am
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Watching Walker: Texas Ranger is basically the most caucasian thing you can ever do. I have no idea why I would have watched such an awful show for three entire hours, but I’m definitely going to use the excuse “I had to watch it because I’m white” long before I say something like, “that there Walker is some good quality entertainment right there.” That is the last thing I will ever tell myself.
Also, I am putting another comic up tomorrow (today, actually. You know, Monday. Whatever).
Thursday October 05th 2006, 7:42 pm
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I haven’t seen hail in a few years. Hail is wild, man. Wild.
WILD.
