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Saturday September 23rd 2006, 7:49 am
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If you are a guy and you are over 18, you really should learn to tie a tie. By not knowing how, you run the risk of putting yourself in a position where you need to wear one and you don’t know how, but your girlfriend does and you have to admit this to her and ask her to do it for you. Now, I’m not “Mr. Macho” or anything, but I can pretty much guarantee that if this happens, no matter who you are, you are not going to be able to achieve an erection for at least the next six months. Seriously, just learn it. It’s not hard, I swear.

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Thursday September 21st 2006, 8:38 am
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So, things are going well with Suzi. I have not yet managed to turn her away, despite my awkward personality’s best efforts. I’m almost feeling kinda proud of myself.

In other news, the assorted problems I mentioned in a previous comic are almost all taken care of. I’ve paid the rent and the ticket, I got new car keys made, and Corey is generously fixing my car today. Things are about to get back to normal. Whew.

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Tuesday September 19th 2006, 1:57 pm
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