
The only fictional part about this comic is the setting. I do not shop at Wal-Mart. I will resist going into a lengthy tirade on why, but I will say this: If you are an American who works at a retail store and you do not have a problem with Wal-Mart, you may want to consider having a problem with Wal-Mart.

If you are in a place others might call “paradise,” I’d like you to know that Ohio Revised Code section 801.2B requires me to hate you until… I believe April.

This is me at my most helpful.

I just now realized that this comic would have been about a hundred times better if I had made it three panels instead of two and changed it a little bit. Or, hell, maybe it’d still be kinda dumb. I don’t know.
I hate hindsight.

As you may suspect, he did not successfully solicit a “hell yeah.”