Some of you may remember Steven from the days I called him “Wayne.” Believe it or not, he sells watches now. He’s a watch salesman. A Timepiece Sales Representative. No one foresaw this.
Don’t do this. Really, don’t.
I don’t know why Trent Reznor’s gotta be like that sometimes.
1d9
When you’re my roommate, you never know when you’re going to receive an email that says, “Do you mind if I make a comic about your penis?” Fortunately, Brett’s a good sport like that. You go, Brett. You go indeed.
EDIT: For those who are curious, no, I have not actually seen the penis in question firsthand. But others have, and talk.
c64
It’s true.