When shopping at a pawnbroker, it’s important to remember that not everything is a bargain. The five-dollar DVD player that smells like the front lawn of a frathouse, the twelve-dollar saxophone with a wasp’s nest inside– you don’t want these things.
Back in the twenties the internet wasn’t what it is today. But no matter what these newfangled webcartoonists are doing, I’m going to keep carving my comics onto sheets of aluminum with a chisel.
EDIT: I’m not sure what happened to the T in ‘absorbent.’ For the record.
This comic is actually total bullshit. I mean, yeah, a lot of my friends are or were LARPers, but you’re looking at the reason I don’t see them. Webcomics take time.
And I love you, Friends. I wish I saw you more.
I actually drew this one almost a month ago and I’ve been meaning to find a good time to post it. Since then, my room has become re-dirty*.
*Not a word.
He was selling it, but I just wasn’t in the market for bullshit. If you’re going to try to convince someone you just won a fight an hour ago, try to have a body part or two you’re not bleeding from.
The screwed-up part of all this is that stuff like this did happen that night. People came from Texas to see a football game, and then mouth-breathing Ohio State football monkeys went and beat them up for it. Columbus has been described as “a drinking town with a football problem,” and that sounds exactly right to me.
Also, to anyone from these parts who might disagree with this because “Ohio State rules:” Ohio state does not rule. Ohio State fucking lost.