Oddly enough, not a single customer has ever said a thing. Apparently, the wee hours of the morning are not conducive to curiosity for most people.
The downtime was my fault, and I swear it won’t happen again, at least not for the same reason it did this time. I’m not gonna go all Buzzcomix on you– here one day, gone for weeks at a time without calling or letting you know I’m okay.
Anyway, there’s another comic for you below.
I have no earthly idea what is going on with my feet. Seriously.
If there’s one thing you can be sure of in this world, it’s that this comic will not change anyone’s life for the better, or do anything positive for humanity in general. Why it must exist is a complete mystery even to me.
I tried hard not to do it, but sometimes you just can’t keep a good joke about someone’s mom down. Also, the conversation in this comic is pretty accurate to the one it’s based on. The only thing that isn’t pretty close to verbatim is panel three.