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This is one month. Yay, thirty-one days of this crap!
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This is one month. Yay, thirty-one days of this crap!

This comment went thoroughly unappreciated at the time I made it. Personally, I didn’t see what the big problem was; you could see his hand right there on his arm as he was talking, so they obviously reattached the thing. And hell, I’ve almost lost a few fingers, myself, to a car windshield (the main worry was severed tendons), so it’s not like I don’t know.
EDIT: There is a little bit of a cast page now.

If you don’t know what a size queen is, you’re going to have to let Google tell you, because I’m certainly not going to explain it.

If you own a Hummer, you really should sit down sometime and think about why you bought it, exactly. Look deep. Really think. After all, the name of the vehicle is a slang term for oral sex, and– just so we’re clear on this– that is not a coincidence.

The idea for today’s comic came to me in the middle of the night, when I was asleep. I woke up immediately, wrote it down, and went back to bed. This is my subconscious writing a comic, here.