In France, if you see something like this take place and you do nothing to stop it, you can get arrested.
Also, for the record, this comic exaggerates nothing. I witnessed a man assaulting ground beef with a croquet mallet and now I have to live with that.
DEAD. SERIOUS.
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Also, I was trying to get this comic up yesterday, but someone didn’t pay the cable bill, which was discovered when our internet service dropped dead and our television said something to the effect of SCREW YOU PAY US. Still, I’ll keep my schedule of one comic every other day, but I can’t guarantee what time of day they’ll be up until Wide Open West starts giving us the juice again.
And the real pisser is, you know the guy who owns malfunctionjunction.com is just gonna turn it into a porn site. Buncha “Cheerleaders” and “Real Asian Schoolgirls” and stuff.
Krazy Kenny’s is an actual store in Columbus, Ohio. I hope Krazy Kenny doesn’t see this and get mad at me. But I mean, the guy openly claims to be out of his mind, even brags about it in his commercials, televising video footage of himself running around the store and throwing things in order to prove it. And that’s okay. The truth is, Krazy Kenny’s is a pretty cheap place to buy computer stuff, if you live around these parts.
If you’ve never seen smoke come out of your computer before, I suggest you go ahead and skip that experience. Just when I thought the thing was fixed with a new motherboard, it turned out there were major problems with the power supply and the hard drive, too. Oh, and then it wouldn’t get on the internet. I was on the phone with a very tired tech support guy with a powerful geek accent until 6 am trying to get it to work again. As you can see, I’ve succeeded in getting he thing running, but only after a long journey and a World War’s worth of suffering.