"I comma [recruit's name [comma do solemnly swear by [recruit's deity of choice [to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public truft comma and defend the fubjects of His ftroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majefty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of perfonal fafety semi-colon to purfue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if necefsary in the caufe of said duty comma so help me bracket aforefaid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop."

"I, [recruit's name], do solemnly swear by [recruit's deity of choice] to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of His/Her [delete whichever is inappropriate] Majesty [name of reigning monarch] without fear, favour, or thought of personal safety;to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me [aforefaid deity]. Gods Save the King/Queen [delete whichever is inappropriate]."

"I, Samuel Vimes, do solemnly swear by God to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork, serve the public trust, and defend the subjects of His Majesty Lord Winder without fear, favour, or thought of personal safety; to pursue evildoers and protect the innocent, laying down my life if necessary in the cause of said duty, so help me God.  Gods Save the King."