Otis the Promotions Guy
Otis' professional life closely mirrors his childhood. The day he was born, his mother
went to the wrong hospital. On his tenth birthday, family, banners, and presents
showed up on the wrong day because the promotional announcements were incorrect. The event
was rained out anyway, but rather than move to a dry, inside location, Otis tried to
fashion a tent out of a backyard hammock. That might have worked except his mother had
left the duct tape in the van, which was at the shop having a new battery put in
because Otis left the lights on because he left his flashlight at his remote, uh, friends
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