Sam the Sales Slug Sam is KRUD's GSM (Gastropod Sales Manager). Sam represents KRUD Radio's excellent hiring practices regarding sex (Sam is hermaphroditic), disabilities (only one foot), national origin (a garden in France), color (brown-gray) and creed (he's a slug, for God's sake!). From his crevice in the sales department, Sam slimes his way into the hearts of KRUD advertisers everywhere, especially those located in damp, leafy areas with a mean average temperature above 12 degrees centigrade. Sam holds his tentacles high despite the tragic loss of his brother, who mysteriously disappeared after accepting a job in Salt Lake City. |
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