You're a Listener and you don't get it... 

see the previous cartoon for the explanation of this one.

KRUD Listener Tip:   Why did my favorite DJ get fired?   That's a question we get asked often.  The correct answer is probably one of the choices below:

• He had no talent and no ratings.
• He had no talent and no ratings and a huge ego.
• He had no talent, no ratings, a huge ego, and he was being paid too much.
• He had talent but the Program Director didn't like him.
• He had talent but the Program Director's girlfriend didn't like him.
• He had talent but the Program Director's wife didn't like him either.
• He had talent and ratings but was overheard saying the GM's wife looked like a whore.
• He got caught in the act proving the GM's wife is a whore.