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 You're 
            a Listener and you don't get it...  
             You 
            think you're sick of Y2K.. we have to play those idiotic commercials 
            and sometimes even do them live as if we were endorsing the crap.   
            It's bad enough when we have to listen to the same commercials day 
            after day but when we have to listen to really bad commercials.. just 
            shoot us.... Using SuperMax Rimfire Ammo.  KRUD 
            Listener Tip:   
            If you met a DJ a year ago..... don't go up to him or her and say.... 
            "Hi, remember me?  I met you last year at Doug Swindle's 
            Used Car Sell-A-Thon."   There are only a couple of 
            reasons we might remember you:  If the DJ is male and you have 
            big hooters.. maybe.    If the DJ is female and you 
            are a drop dead, gorgeous hunk.. maybe.  If you are an average 
            looking or below and stopped by to pick up some free crap from the 
            station... we will not remember you.   Don't take it personally.  
            We're only human.
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