You're a Listener and you don't get it... 

It never fails... we come up with a great (meaning un-winnable) contest and one of you slugs without a real life will win it every time.  Half the fun is playing along, half the fun is trying to get in on the contest line, and the other half of the fun is hearing some other idiot lose.. but you have to ruin everything by winning.  You take all the fun out of contesting.  By the way, the question was:  Name a snitch, a witch and a really big ditch!

KRUD Listener Tip:   Why not call a radio station you don't like and request songs you know they don't play.  It'll drive them crazy and keep you from bothering us.