You're a Listener and you don't get it... 

Coming up with neat contests is easy, it's getting them paid for that screws us.  Now you know why we say ridiculous stuff like.... "You've just won 100 Friday's, Chick Filet, Mike's Car Wash, Bernie's Sump Pump, dollars from 92.3 KRUD!  We hate clients... they are a pain in the ass.... but without them, no new car for you or trip to the Bahamas, etc.  So, it's really a love, hate relationship.

KRUD Listener Tip:   The next time you win something on the radio would mind acting like you have a little more life in your than a five day old corpse?