You're a Listener and you don't get it...  

DJs are thieves.  Especially when it comes to headphones.  Leave them laying around the production room, on your desk (if you have one), in the break room.... they WILL disappear and a fellow DJ will be the culprit.  Sales snakes are too stupid to know how to use headphones and management never listens to the station with or without headphones.

KRUD Listener Tip:   Now that every radio station has a website, it's possible to find out even more about your idiot friends on the air.  If you hear a jock talking about pictures from the remote last night or a concert, etc..  you can bet he will be in 9 out of 10 of the pictures.  Be sure to read their bio page as well, it will be complete with studio headshot and pictures of the jock with every "star" he's ever met and managed to get a photo taken with.  If they didn't have big egos... they wouldn't be in radio.