You're a Listener and you don't get it...  

Based on a true story. Jocks can lie, no one will ever prove them wrong, will they? 

KRUD Listener Tip:   Remember that most of the people on the air couldn't hold a job in the real world.  They are fortunate enough to have found a niche in which their egos are accepted, their low IQs are tolerated (if their IQ was higher they wouldn't be in radio) and their annual salaries are smaller than the Zip code of Richmond, Va. (you can look it up).  Be kind to these people... how would you like to have them working on your car or the jet engine of the plane you will take on your next business trip or vacation?  Better they stay on the air.