
h Gord
Who is this Gord? Well, let me tell you about Gord.
took it
upon myself to bring the slobbering masses into my embrace, and
occasionally one aspiring demigod stood above the rest, and proved
himself worthy of the name Owner. One of my most promising Keepers
of the Retail Faith was The Gord. "Go," I said unto The Gord. "Go,
and continue to give to the masses what they so richly deserve!" And
he did.
ut the
story was not yet over. For some time The Gord and I concurrently
kept The Retail Faith. His Establishment maintained, surpassed and
soon eclipsed mine in sheer Consumer Idiocy. Tales were told that
begged disbelief. "No one," we thought, "Is really that stupid." But
the stories continued, and the cries of the wretched grew louder and
more plentiful. The stories were true: The Gord had become an Owner
in Hell. Witness after Witness held forth tales of lunacy and mental
vacuousness.
nd when I travelled from the hallowed
halls of my Game Store and visited the Game Store of The Gord, the
truth became apparent. I have no cause to disbelieve the veracity of
the tales told here. The truth, it would certainly seem, is contained
herein. Go now, and read of The Gord, and know that he has walked the
path of the Game Store Owner, and that he has suffered for all of us.
knew him as Gord. These were his
stories.

Last Update:
September 10:
1. Ryan continues to do his comic, having completed two series now.
Worth a read if you would like:
http://aog.2y.net/comic/Archive.html The forth series will be starting
shortly.
2. A number of Gord's old friends who have scattered far and wide
apparently missed the memo on where Gord does his updates for what's he has been
doing in Asia.
http://aog.2y.net/forums/index.php?showforum=5 For people who are not
friends of Gord's but would like to read what Gord has been doing, please note
that these Asian updates are of a very different nature than how his game store
adventures were documented and have very little in common with this site.
It's mostly a collection of passive observations which would be the polar
opposite of this site.
3. An edited copy of the book has been drafted and prepared for
printing. After one more editing overview, the book will be sent off for
printing shortly. A link to a site updating the status on a more daily
basis will be added here in a few days. More book information will also be
added here at that time.
Really old news:
One more note: A
friend of Gord's is a woman named Stephanie. She runs a company in South
Korea that connects people who would like to teach English at private language
institutions with the intuitions in question. Seems she has a lot more
schools than teachers these days, and has openings for about thirty people.
Got a degree? A firm grasp on English? A good attitude and want to
travel the world? Then send your resume to her email at
apply @ ftunion.com. You can also
check out her website if you want at
www.ftunion.com. Airfare is free, and you get a rent-free apartment to
live in while working over there.
If you do decide to forward your resume to her or just ask her general
questions, you may want to mention you came to her via this site that way she
doesn't accidentally assume you know everything about working overseas, thus she
can keep you better informed as to how everything works. She's an
absolutely wonderful person that Gord speaks very highly of.
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