And yet if he killed him, he'd be the one going to jail...











 he thefts, ah yes. Young criminal masterminds test their talents to disastrous results. If I was going to risk bringing the wrath of the shopkeeper down on me and go to court over stealing a game, I'd make it a good one. A gold plated autographed copy of Final Fantasy 3 signed by the authors. At least then it's a financial reason. Or possibly just want a rare game that I can't get.

Villainy: Chapter 1
Wherein The Gord believes if you are going to steal, steal something good.

Villainy: Chapter 2
Wherein The Gord expresses displeasure at having to run.

Villainy: Chapter 3
Wherein The Gord saw the writing on the van.

Villainy: Chapter 4
Wherein The Gord brings justice to the schools!

Villainy: Chapter 5
Wherein The Gord solves crimes from the ancient past!

Villainy: Chapter 6
Wherein The Gord delivers a riveting speech on the dangers of theft!

Villainy: Chapter 7
Wherein The Gord foils an escape attempt!

Villainy: Chapter 8
Wherein The Gord uses the power of account listings to fight crime!

Villainy: Chapter 9
Wherein The Gord treats thieves equal, regardless of gender.

Villainy: Chapter 10
Wherein The Gord sells the game that was stolen by the thief to the thief.

Villainy: Chapter 11
Wherein The Gord repels the invaders!

Villainy: Chapter 12 
Wherein The Gord countermands the plan of an evildoer!

Villainy: Chapter 13 
Wherein The Gord stands tall in the face of evil!

Villainy: Chapter 14  (new - February 12)
Wherein The Gord consoles an intellectually challenged thief.

 

ou shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to the Gord. And you shall not swear by my name falsely, and so profane the name of your Gord: I am the Gord!