Subject: MODERN WAY OF EXPLAINING TO A CHILD

     A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

     The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from
my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:


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     "You got Male!"