Sometimes a girl can't help
feeling a little blue
When everything's a mess
My favorite thing to do
Is mow the lawn!

Mow the lawn!
Mow it! Do it! Cut it! Trim it!

Some bushes are really big
Some gardens are mighty small
Whatever shape your topiary
It's easy to trim them all
Whenever I see a weed
I mow that rascal down
So all that's left for me to see
Are tulips on the mound 

So mow the lawn
Mow the lawn
Tool shed's equipped
My floor is clipped
Never feel untighty
Just spruce up your Aphrodite
And mow the lawn
Feeling rough around the edges?
And mow the lawn
It feels great to trim the hedges
And mow the lawn!