"Because they profile. Got ticketed once because of it. Turned out they were pulling over everyone driving down that particular sidewalk... and that's profiling... and profiling is WRONGGGGG."

the story of an officer who arrested me for being drunk in public and I knew the officer my whole life, so when the officer asked if I'd had any aliases I said "Yeah. They call me . . . _Tater Salad_." the next time he got pulled over they asked "Are you Ron-potato-salad-White?"