Many people come to me and they say, "Hey, how can you be such
a swinging, sex god?" Well I tell you.  It's not because I can
make love up to one time a night.  It's not because I say the
things a woman wants to hear like, "Are you through yet?"
It's because I know how to read a woman.  If she is like a cat,
I bring kitty litter.  If she is like a dog, we do it on the paper.
But I'm also a unique guy too.  The kind of guy who likes to have
his own special scent.  Not to smell like every other guy.  I like to
have my own, individual odor.  That's why I wear tuna fish sandwich.
I put a tuna fish sandwich under each arm. maybe one or two behind
the ears.  I don't smell like any other guy.  And it's economical too
because the smell lasts four or five days.