| Brad Majors | Hey, Janet | 
| Janet Weiss | Yes, Brad? | 
| Brad Majors | I've got something to say | 
| Janet Weiss | Uh huh? | 
| Brad Majors |  I really love the...skillful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet  | 
| Janet Weiss | Oh...oh, Brad | 
| Brad Majors | The river was deep but I swam it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors | The future is ours, so let's plan it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors | So please don't tell me to can it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors |  I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you The road was long but I ran it  | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors | There's a fire in my heart and you fan it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors | If there's one fool for you then I am it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors |  I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker There's three ways that love can grow That's good, bad, or mediocre Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so  | 
| Janet Weiss | Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had | 
| Chorus | Oh, Brad | 
| Janet Weiss | Now we're engaged and I'm so glad | 
| Chorus | Oh, Brad | 
| Janet Weiss | That you met Mom and you know Dad | 
| Chorus | Oh, Brad | 
| Janet Weiss |  I've one thing to say, and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you too Oh, Brad  | 
| Brad Majors | Oh, dammit | 
| Janet Weiss | I'm mad | 
| Brad Majors | Oh, Janet | 
| Janet Weiss | For you | 
| Brad Majors | I love you too | 
| Brad and Janet | There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo | 
| Brad Majors | And that's go see the man who began it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors | When we met in his science exam-it | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors | Made me give you the eye and then panic | 
| Chorus | Janet | 
| Brad Majors |  Now I've one thing to say, and that's Dammit Janet, I love you Dammit, Janet  | 
| Janet Weiss | Oh Brad, I'm mad | 
| Brad Majors | Dammit, Janet | 
| Brad and Janet | I love you | 
| Riff Raff |  It's astounding Time is fleeting Madness takes its toll But listen closely  | 
| Magenta | Not for very much longer | 
| Riff Raff |  I've got to keep control I remember doing the Time Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me  | 
| Riff and Magenta | And the void would be calling | 
| Chorus |  Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again  | 
| Criminologist | It's just a jump to the left | 
| Chorus | And then a step to the right | 
| Criminologist | With your hands on your hips | 
| Chorus |  You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again  | 
| Magenta |  It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No, not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well secluded, I see all  | 
| Riff Raff | With a bit of a mind flip | 
| Magenta | You're into the time slip | 
| Riff Raff | And nothing can ever be the same | 
| Magenta | You're spaced out on sensation | 
| Riff Raff | Like you're under sedation | 
| Chorus |  Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again  | 
| Columbia |  Well I was walking down the street Just a having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise He had a pick up truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing, never would again  | 
| Chorus |  Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again  | 
| Criminologist | It's just a jump to the left | 
| Chorus | And then a step to the right | 
| Criminologist | With your hands on your hips | 
| Chorus |  You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again Let's do the Time Warp again  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |    How do you do  Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound  | 
| Brad Majors |    I'm glad we caught you at home  | 
| Janet Weiss |   Right!  | 
| Brad Majors |    We'll just say where we are  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |    Well you got caught with a flat  | 
| Riff Raff |   Night!  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |   Or maybe a bite  | 
| Columbia |   Bite!  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |    I could show you my favorite obsession  | 
| Chorus |   Sweet Transvestite!  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |   From Transexual  | 
| Chorus |   Transylvania  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |    So come up to the lab  | 
Eddie: Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that rock n' roll!
| Janet Weiss |    I was feeling done in  | 
| Columbia |   You mean she?  | 
| Magenta |   Uh huh  | 
| Janet Weiss |    I thought there's no use getting  | 
| Magenta and Columbia |   More, more, more!  | 
| Janet Weiss |    I'll put up no resistance  Then if anything grows  | 
| Magenta and Columbia |   Down, down, down!  | 
| Janet Weiss |    And that's just one small fraction  | 
| Columbia |   Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me  | 
| Magenta |   I wanna be dirty  | 
| Columbia |   Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me  | 
| Magenta |   Creature of the night  | 
| Janet Weiss |    Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me  | 
| Rocky Horror |   Creature of the night  | 
| Brad Majors |   Creature of the night?  | 
| Dr. Frank-N-Furter |   Creature of the night  | 
| Magenta |   Creature of the night  | 
| Riff Raff |   Creature of the night  | 
| Columbia |   Creature of the night  | 
| Rocky Horror |   Creature of the night  | 
| Janet Weiss |   Creature of the night!  |