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(Closed caption text transcribed by Cruiser One.)


          / IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
          / NOT LONG AT ALL /
          / LOST AND LONELY /
          / NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
          / FOR WALKING AWAY /
          / BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
          / NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /
          / LIFE CAN BE EASY /
          / IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
          / DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
          / 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
          / YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /
          / DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
          / A LAND SERENE /
          / A CRYSTAL MOON /
          / AH-HAH /
          / IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
          / IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /
          / LOST AND LONELY /
          / THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
          / UNDERGROUND //
SARAH:    GIVE ME THE CHILD.
SARAH:    THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH:    I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH:    TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
SARAH:    TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOLEN,
SARAH:    FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS,
SARAH:    AND MY KINGDOM IS AS GREAT.
          [THUNDER]
SARAH:    FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
SARAH:    MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH:    DAMN.
SARAH:    OH, I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.
SARAH:    "YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."
          [THUNDER]
          [DOG BARKS]
MERLIN:   RUFF!
SARAH:    OH, MERLIN.
          [CLOCK CHIMES]
SARAH:    OH, NO, MERLIN!
SARAH:    I DON'T BELIEVE IT! IT'S 7:00!
SARAH:    COME ON!
SARAH:    COME ON!
          / NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
          / FOR WALKING AWAY /
          / BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
          / NO LOVE INJECTION, NO, NO /
          / LIFE CAN BE EASY /
          / IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
          / DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
          / 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / HURTS LIKE HELL... //
SARAH:    OH, IT'S NOT FAIR!
MOTHER:   OH, REALLY!
MOTHER:   DON'T STAND THERE IN THE RAIN!
SARAH:    ALL RIGHT. COME ON, MERLIN.
MOTHER:   NOT THE DOG!
SARAH:    BUT IT'S POURING!
MOTHER:   GO ON. INTO THE GARAGE.
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    GO ON, MERLIN.
SARAH:    GO INTO THE GARAGE,
SARAH:    GO!
SARAH:    UH!
MOTHER:   SARAH, YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE.
SARAH:    I SAID I'M SORRY.
MOTHER:   YOUR FATHER AND I GO OUT VERY RARELY.
SARAH:    YOU GO OUT EVERY WEEKEND!
MOTHER:   I ASK YOU TO BABY-SIT
MOTHER:   ONLY IF IT WON'T INTERFERE WITH YOUR PLANS.
SARAH:    YOU DON'T EVEN ASK WHAT MY PLANS ARE.
MOTHER:   I ASSUME YOU'D TELL ME IF YOU HAD A DATE.
MOTHER:   YOU SHOULD HAVE DATES AT YOUR AGE.
FATHER:   WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
SARAH:    I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!
MOTHER:   SHE TREATS ME LIKE A WICKED STEPMOTHER.
FATHER:   I'LL TALK TO HER.
          [BABY CRIES]
          [MUSIC BOX PLAYING]
SARAH:    THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD...
SARAH:    AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED...
SARAH:    I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE TO THE CASTLE
SARAH:    BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY...
SARAH:    TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STOL
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          [KNOCK ON DOOR]
FATHER:   SARAH?
FATHER:   COULD I TALK TO YOU?
SARAH:    THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!
SARAH:    YOU BETTER HURRY. YOU'LL BE LATE.
FATHER:   WE'VE FED TOBY AND PUT HIM TO BED.
FATHER:   WE'LL BE BACK AROUND MIDNIGHT.
SARAH:    YOU REALLY WANTED TO TALK TO ME, DIDN'T YOU?
SARAH:    PRACTICALLY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR!
SARAH:    LANCELOT!
SARAH:    SOMEONE HAS BEEN IN MY 
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ROOM AGAIN!
SARAH:    I HATE THAT!
SARAH:    I HATE IT!
          [BABY CRIES]
SARAH:    I HATE YOU!
SARAH:    I HATE YOU!
SARAH:    SOMEONE SAVE ME.
SARAH:    SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL PLACE!
          [THUNDER]
TOBY:     WAA!
SARAH:    WHAT DO YOU WANT?
SARAH:    DO YOU WANT A STORY?
SARAH:    HUH?
SARAH:    OK.
SARAH:    ONCE UPON A TIME,
SARAH:    THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL
SARAH:    WHOSE STEPMOTHER ALWAYS MADE HER STAY HOME WITH THE BABY.
SARAH:    THE BABY WAS A SPOILED CHILD.
SARAH:    HE WANTED EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF,
SARAH:    AND THE GIRL WAS PRACTICALLY A SLAVE.
SARAH:    BUT WHAT NO ONE KNEW
SARAH:    WAS THAT THE GOBLIN KING FELL IN LOVE WITH HER
SARAH:    AND GAVE HER CERTAIN POWERS.
SARAH:    SO ONE NIGHT,
SARAH:    WHEN THE BABY HAD BEEN PARTICULARLY CRUEL TO HER,
SARAH:    SHE ASKED THE GOBLINS FOR HELP.
          [SNORING]
GOBLIN:   LISTEN!
SARAH:    "SAY YOUR RIGHT WORDS," THE GOBLINS SAID,
SARAH:    "AND WE'LL TAKE THE BABY TO THE GOBLIN CITY,
SARAH:    AND YOU WILL BE FREE."
GOBLINS:  AH!
SARAH:    BUT THE GIRL KNEW THE KING OF THE GOBLINS
SARAH:    WOULD KEEP THE BABY IN HIS CASTLE FOREVER AND EVER
SARAH:    AND TURN IT INTO A GOBLIN,
SARAH:    SO SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE
SARAH:    UNTIL ONE NIGHT
SARAH:    WHEN SHE WAS TIRED FROM DOING HOUSEWORK
SARAH:    AND HURT BY THE HARSH WORDS OF HER STEPMOTHER
SARAH:    AND SHE COULD NO LONGER STAND IT.
TOBY:     WAA!
SARAH:    OH, ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
SARAH:    KNOCK IT OFF.
SARAH:    COME ON.
SARAH:    STOP IT! STOP IT!
SARAH:    I'LL SAY THE WORDS,
SARAH:    NO, I MUSTN'T.
SARAH:    I MUSTN'T SAY...
GOBLINS:  UH!
SARAH:    I WISH...
SARAH:    I WISH!
GOBLIN:   SHE'S GOING TO SAY IT!
GOBLIN:   SAY WHAT?
GOBLIN:   SHUT UP!
GOBLIN:   \YOU\ SHUT UP!
GOBLIN:   LISTEN! SHE'S GOING TO SAY THE WORDS.
SARAH:    I CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER!
SARAH:    GOBLIN KING! GOBLIN KING!
SARAH:    WHEREVER YOU MAY BE,
SARAH:    TAKE THIS CHILD OF MINE FAR AWAY FROM ME!
GOBLIN:   THAT'S NOT IT!
GOBLIN:   WHERE'D SHE LEARN THAT RUBBISH?
GOBLIN:   IT DOESN'T EVEN START WITH "I WISH"!
SARAH:    OH, TOBY, STOP IT!
SARAH:    I WISH I DID KNOW WHAT TO SAY
SARAH:    TO MAKE THE GOBLINS TAKE YOU AWAY.
GOBLIN:   "I WISH THE GOBLINS WOULD COME TAKE YOU AWAY RIGHT NOW!"
SARAH:    I WISH...
SARAH:    I WISH...
GOBLIN:   DID SHE SAY IT?
GOBLINS:  SHUT UP!  SHUT UP!
TOBY:     WAA!
TOBY:     WAA!
TOBY:     WAA!
TOBY:     WAA!
SARAH:    I WISH THE GOBLINS \WOULD\ COME TAKE YOU AWAY...
SARAH:    RIGHT NOW.
          [CRYING STOPS]
SARAH:    TOBY?
SARAH:    TOBY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SARAH:    WHY AREN'T YOU CRYING?
GOBLIN:   HEE HEE HA!
SARAH:    UH!
GOBLIN:   HO HEE HA!
SARAH:    UH!
SARAH:    UH!
GOBLIN:   HA HA HA!
GOBLIN:   HEE HEE HEE!
GOBLIN:   HEE HA!
GOBLIN:   HEE HEE HEE!
GOBLIN:   HEE HEE HEE!
SARAH:    UH!
SARAH:    UH!
SARAH:    UH!
SARAH:    YOU'RE HIM, AREN'T YOU?
SARAH:    YOU'RE THE GOBLIN KING.
SARAH:    I WANT MY BROTHER BACK, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME.
JARETH:   WHAT'S SAID IT SAID.
SARAH:    I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
JARETH:   OH, YOU DIDN'T?
SARAH:    PLEASE, WHERE IS HE?
JARETH:   YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE HE IS.
SARAH:    PLEASE BRING HIM BACK.
SARAH:    PLEASE.
JARETH:   SARAH...
JARETH:   GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.
JARETH:   PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS AND YOUR COSTUMES.
JARETH:   FORGET ABOUT THE BABY.
SARAH:    I CAN'T.
JARETH:   I'VE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT.
SARAH:    WHAT IS IT?
JARETH:   IT'S A CRYSTAL,
JARETH:   NOTHING MORE,
JARETH:   BUT IF YOU TURN IT THIS WAY AND LOOK INTO IT,
JARETH:   IT WILL SHOW YOU YOUR DREAMS.
JARETH:   BUT THIS ISN'T A GIFT FOR AN ORDINARY GIRL
JARETH:   WHO TAKES CARE OF A SCREAMING BABY.
JARETH:   DO YOU WANT IT?
JARETH:   THEN FORGET THE BABY.
SARAH:    I CAN'T.
SARAH:    I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE OFFERING,
SARAH:    BUT I WANT MY BROTHER BACK.
SARAH:    HE MUST BE SCARED.
JARETH:   SARAH.
JARETH:   DON'T DEFY ME.
SARAH:    AH!
SARAH:    AH!
GOBLIN:   ARRGH!
GOBLIN:   HEE HEE!
GOBLINS:  HA HA!  HA HA!
JARETH:   YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME.
SARAH:    I NEED MY BROTH
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JARETH:   HE'S THERE IN MY CASTLE.
JARETH:   DO YOU STILL WANT TO LOOK FOR HIM?
SARAH:    IS THAT THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY?
JARETH:   TURN BACK, SARAH.
JARETH:   TURN BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
SARAH:    I CAN'T.
SARAH:    DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN'T?
JARETH:   WHAT A PITY.
SARAH:    IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT FAR.
JARETH:   IT'S FURTHER THAN YOU THINK.
JARETH:   TIME IS SHORT.
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ARETH:   YOU HAVE 13 HOURS IN WHICH TO SOLVE THE LABYRINTH
JARETH:   BEFORE YOUR BABY BROTHER BECOMES ONE OF US...
JARETH:   FOREVER.
JARETH:   SUCH A PITY.
SARAH:    THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH:    IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD.
SARAH:    WELL...
SARAH:    COME ON, FEET.
          [TRICKLING SOUND]
HOGGLE:   / DA DEE DEE //
SARAH:    EXCUSE ME?
HOGGLE:   OH, EXCUSE ME!
HOGGLE:   OH, IT'S YOU.
SARAH:    CAN YOU HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE:   HMM!
SARAH:    OH, HOW SWEET!
HOGGLE:   57!
SARAH:    HOW COULD YOU?
HOGGLE:   UGH!
SARAH:    POOR THING.
SARAH:    YOU MONSTER!
SARAH:    OW!
SARAH:    IT BIT ME!
HOGGLE:   WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FAIRIES TO DO?
SARAH:    I THOUGHT THEY DID NICE THINGS
SARAH:    LIKE GRANTING WISHES.
HOGGLE:   SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, DON'T IT?
HOGGLE:   58!
SARAH:    YOU'RE HORRIBLE!
HOGGLE:   NO, I AIN'T. I'M HOGGLE.
HOGGLE:   WHO ARE YOU?
SARAH:    SARAH.
HOGGLE:   THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
HOGGLE:   59!
SARAH:    DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR TO THE LABYRINTH IS?
HOGGLE:   MAYBE.
SARAH:    WELL, WHERE IS IT?
HOGGLE:   OH, YOU LITTLE...
HOGGLE:   60!
SARAH:    I SAID WHERE IS IT?
HOGGLE:   WHERE IS WHAT?
SARAH:    THE DOOR!
HOGGLE:   WHAT DOOR?
SARAH:    IT'S HOPELESS.
HOGGLE:   NOT IF YOU ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS.
SARAH:    HOW DO I GET INTO THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE:   AH!
HOGGLE:   NOW, \THAT'S\ MORE LIKE IT.
HOGGLE:   YOU GETS IN THERE.
HOGGLE:   YOU REALLY GOING IN THERE, ARE YOU?
SARAH:    YES.
SARAH:    I'M AFRAID I HAVE TO.
HOGGLE:   COZY, ISN'T IT?
HOGGLE:   HO HA HA!
HOGGLE:   HA HA HA HA!
HOGGLE:   NOW, WOULD YOU GO LEFT OR RIGHT?
SARAH:    THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME.
HOGGLE:   YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET VERY FAR.
SARAH:    HOW WOULD YOU GO?
HOGGLE:   ME? I WOULDN'T GO EITHER WAY.
SARAH:    IF THAT'S ALL YOU'LL SAY, YOU CAN LEAVE.
HOGGLE:   YOU KNOW YOUR PROBLEM?
HOGGLE:   YOU TAKE TOO MUCH FOR GRANTED.
HOGGLE:   TAKE THIS LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE:   EVEN IF YOU REACH THE CENTER,
HOGGLE:   YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT AGAIN.
SARAH:    THAT'S YOUR OPINION.
HOGGLE:   IT'S MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS.
SARAH:    THANKS FOR NOTHING, HOGWART.
HOGGLE:   OH!
HOGGLE:   IT'S HOGGLE!
HOGGLE:   AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
HOGGLE:   YEAH!
          [SLAM]
LICHEN:   OH!  OH!
LICHEN:   WHO'S SHE?
SARAH:    WHAT DO THEY MEAN, "LABYRINTH"?
SARAH:    THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR CORNERS OR ANYTHING.
SARAH:    THIS JUST GOES ON AND ON.
SARAH:    MAYBE IT DOESN'T.
SARAH:    MAYBE I'M JUST TAKING IT FOR GRANTED THAT IT DOES.
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    AH!
SARAH:    AAH!
SARAH:    UH!
SARAH:    OH.
WORM:     'ALLO.
SARAH:    DID YOU SAY HELLO?
WORM:     NO, I SAID 'ALLO, BUT THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
SARAH:    YOU'RE A WORM, AREN'T YOU?
WORM:     YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
SARAH:    DO YOU KNOW THE WAY THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH?
WORM:     NO. I'M JUST A WORM.
SARAH:    OH.
WORM:     COME AND MEET THE MISSUS.
SARAH:    NO, THANK YOU,
SARAH:    BUT I HAVE TO SOLVE THIS LABYRINTH.
SARAH:    THERE AREN'T ANY TURNS OR OPENINGS.
SARAH:    IT JUST GOES ON AND ON!
WORM:     IT'S FULL OF OPENINGS.
WORM:     JUST YOU AIN'T SEEIN' THEM.
SARAH:    WHERE ARE THEY?
WORM:     THERE'S ONE RIGHT ON FRONT OF YOU.
SARAH:    NO, THERE ISN'T.
WORM:     COME INSIDE AND HAVE SOME TEA.
SARAH:    BUT THERE ISN'T AN OPENING.
WORM:     OF COURSE THERE IS.
WORM:     TRY WALKIN' THROUGH IT.
WORM:     YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN.
SARAH:    WHAT?
WORM:     GO ON, THEN.
SARAH:    THAT'S JUST WALL. THERE'S NO WAY THROUGH.
WORM:     THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM,
WORM:     SO YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED.
SARAH:    HEY!
WORM:     HEY! HANG ON!
SARAH:    THANK YOU. THAT WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL.
WORM:     BUT DON'T GO THAT WAY!
SARAH:    WHAT WAS THAT?
WORM:     DON'T GO THAT WAY.
WORM:     NEVER GO \THAT\ WAY.
SARAH:    OH.
SARAH:    THANKS.
WORM:     IF SHE HAD KEPT ON GOING DOWN THAT WAY,
WORM:     SHE'D HAVE GONE STRAIGHT TO THAT CASTLE.
          [BABY CRYING]
SARAH:    TOBY.
SARAH:    I'M COMING, TOBY.
          [BABY CRYING]
TOBY:     WAAA!
GOBLIN:   GET OFF ME!
GOBLIN:   GET OUT OF THE WAY
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GOBLIN:   WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
GOBLIN:   WALK, WALK, WALK!
GOBLIN:   WHAT'S THE MATTER?
          [BLOWS]
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
JARETH:   / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN:   / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH:   / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN:   / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH:   / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN:   / WHO DO? /
JARETH:   / YOU DO /
GOBLIN:   / DO WHAT
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JARETH:   / REMIND ME OF THE BABE. /
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
JARETH:   QUIET!
JARETH:   / A GOBLIN BABE /
JARETH:   HA HA HA HA!
JARETH:   HA HA HA HA!
JARETH:   WELL?
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA HA!
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA HA!
JARETH:   / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH:   / CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY /
JARETH:   / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH:   / MY BABY'S LOVE HAD GONE /
JARETH:   / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH:   / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH:   / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN:   / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN:   / OR PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN:   / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH:   / AND BABY SAID /
TOBY:     GA GA.
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN:   EEEYOO!
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS:  / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLIN:   / MAKE HIM FREE! /
GOBLIN:   HEY, WHAT GOES ON
GOBLIN:   PASTA VAZOO?
GOBLIN:   IS A-WRITING ON THE FRAGGING WALK-WALK!
GOBLIN:   YOUR MOTHER IS A FRAGGIN' AARDVARK!
JARETH:   IN 9 HOURS AND 23 MINUTES,
JARETH:   YOU'LL BE MINE.
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
JARETH:   / I SAW MY BABY /
JARETH:   / TRYING HARD AS BABE COULD TRY /
JARETH:   / WHAT COULD I DO? /
JARETH:   / MY BABY'S FUN HAD GONE /
JARETH:   / AND LEFT MY BABY BLUE /
JARETH:   / NOBODY KNEW /
JARETH:   / WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE /
GOBLIN:   / SLIME AND SNAILS /
GOBLIN:   / PUPPY DOG'S TAILS /
GOBLIN:   / THUNDER OR LIGHTNING /
JARETH:   / THEN BABY SAID /
TOBY:     YEEAH.
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME /
GOBLIN:   HEEEHAA! BLUUUUUU!
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / PUT THAT MAGIC JUMP ON ME /
GOBLINS:  / SLAP THAT BABY /
GOBLINS:  / MAKE HIM FREE! /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / DANCE MAGIC DANCE /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / JUMP MAGIC JUMP /
JARETH:   / PUT THAT BABY SPELL ON ME //
GOBLIN:   YOU GOT IT?
GOBLIN:   I GOT IT.
GOBLIN:   GOOD.
GOBLIN:   SHH!
SARAH:    OH, NO.
SARAH:    SOMEONE HAS BEEN CHANGING MY MARKS.
SARAH:    WHAT A HORRIBLE PLACE! IT'S NOT FAIR!
JIM:      THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S NOT FAIR.
GUARDS:   HA HA HA HA!
JIM:      THAT'S ONLY HALF OF IT.
SARAH:    THIS WAS A DEAD END A MINUTE AGO.
TIM:      NO, THAT'S THE DEAD END BEHIND YOU.
GUARDS:   HA HA HA!  HA HA HA!
SARAH:    IT KEEPS CHANGING!
SARAH:    WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
JIM:      TRY ONE OF THESE DOORS.
TIM:      ONE OF THEM LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
TIM:      AND THE OTHER ONE LEADS TO--
RALPH:    BA BA BA BUM!
TIM:      CERTAIN DEATH!
GUARDS:   OOH!  OOH!
SARAH:    WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
JIM:      WE CAN'T TELL YOU.
SARAH:    WHY NOT?
JIM:      UH... I, UH...
JIM:      WE DON'T KNOW.
TIM:      BUT THEY DO.
SARAH:    OH. THEN I'LL ASK THEM.
ALPH:     UH...
ALPH:     YOU CAN ONLY ASK ONE OF US.
RALPH:    IT'S IN THE RULES.
RALPH:    ONE OF US ALWAYS TELLS THE TRUTH,
RALPH:    AND ONE OF US ALWAYS LIES.
RALPH:    HE ALWAYS LIES.
ALPH:     I DO NOT! I TELL THE TRUTH!
RALPH:    OH, WHAT A LIE!
TIM:      HA HA HA!
ALPH:     HE'S THE LIAR!
SARAH:    ALL RIGHT. ANSWER YES OR NO.
SARAH:    WOULD HE TELL ME
SARAH:    THAT THIS DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE?
ALPH:     UH...
ALPH:     WHAT DO YOU THINK?
ALPH:     REALLY?
ALPH:     YES.
SARAH:    THEN THE OTHER DOOR LEADS TO THE CASTLE,
SARAH:    AND THIS DOOR LEADS TO CERTAIN DEATH.
ALPH:     HE COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH:    BUT THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE,
SARAH:    SO IF YOU SAID HE SAID YES,
SARAH:    THE ANSWER IS NO.
ALPH:     I COULD BE TELLING THE TRUTH.
SARAH:    THEN HE'D BE LYING.
SARAH:    THE ANSWER WOULD STILL BE NO.
ALPH:     IS THAT RIGHT?
RALPH:    I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD I
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SARAH:    NO, IT'S RIGHT. I'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
SARAH:    I COULDN'T DO IT BEFORE.
SARAH:    I THINK I'M GETTING SMARTER.
SARAH:    IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE!
SARAH:    AAH!
SARAH:    YUCK!
SARAH:    HELP!
SARAH:    STOP IT!
SARAH:    HELP!
HANDS:    WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HELP"?
HANDS:    WE \ARE\ HELPING.
HANDS:    WE'RE HELPING HANDS.
SARAH:    YOU'RE HURTING.
HANDS:    WOULD YOU LIKE US TO LET GO?
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RAH:    NO!
HANDS:    WELL, THEN, COME ON.
HANDS:    WHICH WAY?
SARAH:    WHICH WAY?
HANDS:    UP OR DOWN?
SARAH:    OH.
HANDS:    WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY!
HANDS:    WELL, IT'S A BIG DECISION.
HANDS:    WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT TO GO, HMM?
HANDS:    YES, WHICH WAY?
SARAH:    WELL, SINCE I'M POINTED THAT WAY,
SARAH:    I GUESS I'LL GO DOWN.
HANDS:    SHE CHOSE DOWN.
HANDS:    SHE CHOSE DOWN?
SARAH:    WAS THAT WRONG?
HANDS:    TOO LATE NOW. HA HA HA HA!
SARAH:    AAH!
JARETH:   SHE'S IN THE OUBLIETTE.
GOBLINS:  HA HA!  HA HA!
JARETH:   SHUT UP!
JARETH:   SHE SHOULD HAVE GIVEN UP BY NOW.
GOBLIN:   SHE'LL NEVER GIVE UP.
JARETH:   THE DWARF WILL LEAD HER BACK
JARETH:   TO THE BEGINNING.
JARETH:   SHE'LL GIVE UP WHEN SHE REALIZES
JARETH:   SHE HAS TO START ALL OVER AGAIN.
JARETH:   HA HA HA!
JARETH:   WELL, LAUGH.
GOBLINS:  HA HA!  HA HA!
GOBLINS:  HA HA!  HA HA!
JARETH:   HA HA HA!
          [FOOTSTEPS]
SARAH:    WHO'S THERE?
HOGGLE:   ME.
HOGGLE:   YA HA HA HA...
SARAH:    OH, IT'S YOU.
HOGGLE:   OH, YES, WELL...
HOGGLE:   I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE,
HOGGLE:   SO I'VE COME TO GIVE YOU A HAND.
HOGGLE:   OH, YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND.
HOGGLE:   I SUPPOSE YOU'VE NOTICED
HOGGLE:   THERE AIN'T NO DOORS,
HOGGLE:   ONLY THE HOLE.
HOGGLE:   THIS IS AN OUBLIETTE.
HOGGLE:   LABYRINTH'S FULL OF THEM.
SARAH:    I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
HOGGLE:   YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOGGLE:   WHAT AN OUBLIETTE IS.
SARAH:    DO YOU?
HOGGLE:   YES. IT'S A PLACE YOU PUT PEOPLE
HOGGLE:   TO FORGET ABOUT THEM.
HOGGLE:   WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO
HOGGLE:   IS GET OUT OF HERE.
HOGGLE:   I KNOW A SHORT CUT
HOGGLE:   OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH:    NO! I'M NOT GIVING UP NOW.
SARAH:    I'VE COME TOO FAR!
SARAH:    NO, I'M DOING OK.
HOGGLE:   OF COURSE YOU ARE.
HOGGLE:   BUT IT GETS A LOT WORSE
HOGGLE:   FROM HERE ON IN.
SARAH:    WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED ABOUT ME?
HOGGLE:   UH...WHAT?
HOGGLE:   WELL, I AM, THAT'S ALL.
HOGGLE:   NICE YOUNG GIRL,
HOGGLE:   TERRIBLE BLACK OUBLIETTE.
SARAH:    YOU LIKE JEWELRY, DON'T YOU?
HOGGLE:   WHY?
SARAH:    IF YOU HELP ME SOLVE THE LABYRINTH,
SARAH:    I'LL GIVE YOU THIS.
SARAH:    YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
HOGGLE:   UH...SO-SO.
SARAH:    OH.
SARAH:    OK.
HOGGLE:   YOU GIVE ME THE BRACELET,
HOGGLE:   AND I'LL SHOW YOU
HOGGLE:   THE WAY OUT OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH:    YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY.
HOGGLE:   WELL, THAT'S WHAT WOULD MAKE IT
HOGGLE:   A PARITCULARLY NICE GESTURE.
SARAH:    TAKE ME AS FAR AS YOU CAN,
SARAH:    AND THEN I'LL DO IT ON MY OWN.
HOGGLE:   WHAT IS THAT, ANYWAY?
SARAH:    PLASTIC.
HOGGLE:   OOHHH.
HOGGLE:   I DON'T PROMISE NOTHING,
HOGGLE:   BUT I'LL TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I CAN.
HOGGLE:   THEN YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, RIGHT?
SARAH:    RIGHT.
HOGGLE:   RIGHT.
HOGGLE:   COR!
HOGGLE:   PLASTIC.
HOGGLE:   HERE WE GO.
HOGGLE:   AH.
HOGGLE:   DA DUM!
HOGGLE:   OH! DAMN!
HOGGLE:   BROOM CLOSET.
HOGGLE:   WELL, CAN'T BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME.
HOGGLE:   AH! THIS IS IT.
HOGGLE:   COME ON, THEN.
HOGGLE:   OOH. HA HA HA!
HOGGLE:   AH. AH.
HOGGLE:   THIS WAY.
ROCKFACE: DON'T GO ON.
ROCKFACE: GO BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
ROCKFACE: THIS IS NOT THE WAY.
ROCKFACE: TAKE HEED, AND GO NO FURTHER.
ROCKFACE: BEWARE!
ROCKFACE: BEWARE!
ROCKFACE: SOON IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
HOGGLE:   IGNORE THEM.
HOGGLE:   THEY'RE JUST FALSE ALARMS.
HOGGLE:   YOU GET THEM IN THE LABYRINTH,
HOGGLE:   ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.
ROCKFACE: OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.
HOGGLE:   OH, SHUT UP!
ROCKFACE: SORRY. JUST DOING MY JOB.
ROCKFACE: BEWARE, FOR THE--
HOGGLE:   JUST FORGET IT.
ROCKFACE: OH, PLEASE,
ROCKFACE: I HAVEN'T SAID IT
ROCKFACE: FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.
HOGGLE:   OH, ALL RIGHT.
HOGGLE:   DON'T EXPECT A BIG REACTION.
ROCKFACE: NO, NO, NO. OF COURSE NOT.
          [CLEARS THROAT]
ROCKFACE: FOR THE PATH YOU TAKE
ROCKFACE: WILL LEAD TO CERTAIN DESTRUCTION!
ROCKFACE: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
SARAH:    UH-OH.
JARETH:   AH.
JARETH:   WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
HOGGLE:   AH, NOTHING.
JARETH:   NOTHING?
JARETH:   NOTHING?
JARETH:   \NOTHING?\
JARETH:   TRA LA LA.
HOGGLE:   YOU
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JARETH:   HELLO, HEDGEWART.
SARAH:    HOGWART.
HOGGLE:   HOGGLE.
JARETH:   HOGGLE, ARE YOU HELPING THIS GIRL?
HOGGLE:   H-H-HELPING?
HOGGLE:   IN WHAT SENSE?
JARETH:   IN THE SENSE OF LEADING HER TOWARDS THE CASTLE.
HOGGLE:   I WAS TAKING HER BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
SARAH:    WHAT?
HOGGLE:   I TOLD HER I WOULD HELP HER.
HOGGLE:   A LITTLE TRICKERY. BUT ACTUALLY--
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JARETH:   ROUND YOUR WRIST?
HOGGLE:   OH.
HOGGLE:   OH, THIS!
HOGGLE:   OH, MY GOODNESS,
HOGGLE:   WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?
JARETH:   IF I THOUGHT FOR ONE SECOND
JARETH:   YOU WERE BETRAYING ME,
JARETH:   I'D BE FORCED TO SUSPEND YOU HEADFIRST
JARETH:   IN THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE:   NO, YOUR MAJESTY!
HOGGLE:   NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!
JARETH:   OH, YES, HOGGLE!
JARETH:   AND YOU, SARAH.
JARETH:   HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING MY LABYRINTH?
SARAH:    IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE.
HOGGLE:   OHH...
JARETH:   REALLY?
JARETH:   THEN HOW ABOUT UPPING THE SPAKES?
SARAH:    THAT'S NOT FAIR!
JARETH:   YOU SAY THAT SO OFTEN.
JARETH:   I WONDER WHAT YOUR BASIS FOR COMPARISON IS.
JARETH:   THE LABYRINTH'S A PIECE OF CAKE?
JARETH:   LET'S SEE YOU DEAL WITH THIS SLICE.
HOGGLE:   OH, NO, THE CLEANERS!
SARAH:    WHAT?
HOGGLE:   RUN!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    YOU OK?
SARAH:    COME ON.
SARAH:    FASTER!
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
HOGGLE:   OH! THE CLEANERS, THE BOG OF STENCH--
HOGGLE:   YOU SURE GOT HIS ATTENTION!
HOGGLE:   AHH!
HOGGLE:   THIS IS WHAT WE NEED--
HOGGLE:   A LADDER.
HOGGLE:   FOLLOW ME.
SARAH:    I CAN'T TRUST YOU.
SARAH:    YOU WERE TAKING ME BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
HOGGLE:   I WASN'T. I TOLD HIM THAT
HOGGLE:   TO THROW HIM OFF THE SCENT.
SARAH:    HOW CAN I BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY?
HOGGLE:   LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
HOGGLE:   WHAT CHOICE HAVE YOU GOT?
SARAH:    YOU'RE RIGHT.
HOGGLE:   SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND MY POSITION.
HOGGLE:   I'M A COWARD, AND JARETH SCARES ME.
SARAH:    WHAT KIND OF POSITION IS THAT?
HOGGLE:   NO POSITION. THAT'S MY POINT.
HOGGLE:   YOU WOULDN'T BE SE BRAVE
HOGGLE:   IF YOU'D EVER SMELT
HOGGLE:   THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE:   IT'S, IT'S, IT'S--
HOGGLE:   AAH! YUH.
SARAH:    IS THAT ALL IT DOES IS SMELL?
HOGGLE:   BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ENOUGH.
HOGGLE:   BUT THE WORST THING IS,
HOGGLE:   IF YOU PUT A FOOT IN THE BOG OF STENCH,
HOGGLE:   YOU'LL SMELL BAD THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
HOGGLE:   IT'LL NEVER WASH OFF.
HOGGLE:   AHH!
HOGGLE:   HERE WE ARE, THEN.
HOGGLE:   YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN FROM NOW ON.
SARAH:    WHAT?
HOGGLE:   THAT'S IT.
HOGGLE:   I QUIT.
SARAH:    WAIT A MINUTE.
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
HOGGLE:   I SAID I'D TAKE YOU AS FAR AS I COULD.
SARAH:    YOU LITTLE CHEAT. YOU NASTY CHEAT!
HOGGLE:   NOW, DON'T TRY TO EMBARRASS ME.
HOGGLE:   I'VE GOT NO PRIDE.
SARAH:    OH, YEAH?
HOGGLE:   BUT THEM'S MY JEWELS!
HOGGLE:   OH, YOU, GIVE THEM BACK!
HOGGLE:   GIVE THEM BACK! GIVE THOSE BACK!
HOGGLE:   OH, GIVE THOSE BACK TO ME!
SARAH:    NOW.
SARAH:    THERE'S THE CASTLE.
SARAH:    WHICH WAY SHOULD WE TRY?
HOGGLE:   THEM'S MY RIGHTFUL PROPERTY!
HOGGLE:   IT'S NOT FAIR!
SARAH:    NO, IT ISN'T.
SARAH:    BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
WISEMAN:  OHH...
HOGGLE:   HMM?
HOGGLE:   COR!
SARAH:    EXCUSE ME, PLEASE,
SARAH:    BUT CAN YOU HELP ME?
WISEMAN:  OH! A YOUNG GIRL!
HAT:      WHOO WHOO WHOO!
WISEMAN:  AND WHO IS THIS?
SARAH:    MY FRIEND.
WISEMAN:  OH. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
SARAH:    I MUST GET TO THE CASTLE
SARAH:    AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH.
SARAH:    DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?
WISEMAN:  AH.
HAT:      AH.
WISEMAN:  EH?
HAT:      EH?
WISEMAN:  OH, YES. HUH.
WISEMAN:  YOU WANT TO GET TO THE CASTLE?
HAT:      HOW'S THAT FOR BRAINPOWER, HUH?
WISEMAN:  BE QUIET!
HAT:      AW, NUTS.
WISEMAN:  SO, YOUNG WOMAN,
WISEMAN:  THE WAY FORWARD IS SOMETIMES THE WAY BACK.
HAT:      AYE!
HAT:      WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CRAP!
WISEMAN:  WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET!
HAT:      ALL RIGHT.
WISEMAN:  OK?
HAT:      OK.
WISEMAN:  ALL RIGHT.
HAT:      ALL RIGHT. SORRY.
WISEMAN:  FINISHED?
HAT:      YES.
WISEMAN:  QUITE OFTEN, YOUNG LADY,
WISEMAN:  IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE NOT GETTING ANYWHERE,
WISEMAN:  WHEN, IN FACT...
HAT:      WE ARE.
WISEMAN:  WE ARE.
SARAH:    I'M NOT GETTING ANYWHERE
SARAH:    AT THE MOMENT.
HAT:      HA! JOIN THE CLUB!
          [SNORE]
HAT:      I, UH, I THINK THAT'S YOUR LOT.
HAT:      PLEASE LEAVE A CONTRIBUTION IN THE LITTLE BOX.
HOGGLE:   DON'T YOU DARE! THEM'S MINE.
HOGGLE:   COR.
SARAH:    WELL...
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HAT:      \GRACIAS, SENORITA.\
HOGGLE:   YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT.
HOGGLE:   HE DIDN'T TELL YOU NOTHING.
HAT:      WELL, WELL, THEN.
HAT:      THERE GO A COUPLE OF SUCKERS.
          [SNORE]
HAT:      AH! IT'S SO STIMULATING BEING YOUR HAT.
HOGGLE:   WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS YOUR FRIEND?
SARAH:    BECAUSE YOU ARE.
SARAH:    YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A FRIEND.
SARAH: 
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HOGGLE:   COR! HUH!
SARAH:    DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
HOGGLE:   OH.
SARAH:    NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
HOGGLE:   FRIEND. HUH! I LIKE THAT.
HOGGLE:   I AIN'T NEVER BEEN NO ONE'S FRIEND BEFORE.
LUDO:     YEEIAAHH!
HOGGLE:   OH! GOOD-BYE!
SARAH:    WAIT A MINUTE!
SARAH:    ARE YOU MY FRIEND OR NOT?
HOGGLE:   NO! HOGGLE AIN'T NO ONE'S FRIEND.
HOGGLE:   HE LOOKS AFTER HIMSELF, LIKE EVERYONE.
HOGGLE:   HOGGLE IS HOGGLE'S FRIEND.
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
SARAH:    YOU COWARD!
LUDO:     AAARGHH!
SARAH:    WELL, I'M NOT AFRAID.
SARAH:    THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM
SARAH:    IN THIS PLACE.
LUDO:     GRRR!
LUDO:     YARGGH!
GOBLIN:   TRY THIS FOR SIZE, YOU BIG YETI!
GOBLIN:   WE GOT YOU NOW, FUZZBALL!
GOBLIN:   HA HA HA!
LUDO:     GRRR!
LUDO:     RRAGHH!
GOBLINS:  HEEHOO YAH!
GOBLIN:   NIPPY, NIPPY, NIP, NIP!
LUDO:     GRRR!
          [CHOMP!]
SARAH:    IF I ONLY HAD SOMETHING TO THROW...
LUDO:     EEOOWW!
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
GOBLIN:   BITE HIM ON THE TERIYAKI!
GOBLIN:   SAKI TO HIM! SAKI TO HIM!
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!
          [CLANK!]
GOBLIN:   OH! WHAT HAPPENED?
GOBLIN:   WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
GOBLIN:   I CAN'T SEE.
GOBLIN:   AAH!
GOBLIN:   HEY, WHY'D YOU BITE ME?
GOBLIN:   WHO BITE WHO?
GOBLIN:   WHY'D YOU BITE ME?
GOBLIN:   I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!
          [CLANK!]
GOBLIN:   WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
GOBLIN:   RETREAT!
GOBLIN:   ALL RIGHT, WHO BIT ME?
GOBLIN:   OH, MY ACHING SUSHI!
GOBLIN:   YII!
LUDO:     YARRGH!
LUDO:     YARRGH! YARRGH!
SARAH:    NOW, STOP THAT.
LUDO:     YARRGH.
LUDO:     HMM?
SARAH:    THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE WHO'S HELPING YOU.
LUDO:     Hhrrr...
SARAH:    DON'T YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU DOWN?
LUDO:     LUDO...
LUDO:     DOWN.
SARAH:    LUDO?
SARAH:    IS THAT YOUR NAME?
LUDO:     LUDO.
SARAH:    OH, YOU SEEM LIKE SUCH A NICE BEAST.
SARAH:    WELL, I CERTANTLY HOPE
SARAH:    YOU ARE WHAT YOU SEEM TO BE.
LUDO:     AH. AH!
SARAH:    JUST HANG ON. I'LL GET YOU DOWN.
SARAH:    JUST A SECOND.
SARAH:    UH!
SARAH:    OH, I'M SORRY!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    LUDO, ARE YOU HURT?
LUDO:     OH. OH...
LUDO:     AH.
LUDO:     AH.
LUDO:     HUH.
LUDO:     OH.
LUDO:     FRIEND?
SARAH:    THAT'S RIGHT, LUDO.
SARAH:    I'M SARAH.
LUDO:     HHRRH.
LUDO:     SARAH.
LUDO:     AH!
LUDO:     OOH.
SARAH:    OH, HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
SARAH:    YOU OK?
LUDO:     AH. WHUAH!
LUDO:     HUH. HUH.
LUDO:     SARAH.
LUDO:     SARAH FRIEND. YEAH!
SARAH:    NOW, WAIT. JUST A SECOND.
SARAH:    I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, LUDO.
LUDO:     HUH? WHAT?
SARAH:    DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO THE CASTLE
SARAH:    AT THE CENTER OF THE LABYRINTH?
LUDO:     HMM.
LUDO:     AH...UH!
LUDO:     NO.
SARAH:    YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER?
SARAH:    I WONDER IF ANYONE KNOWS
SARAH:    HOW TO GET THROUGH THIS LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE:   GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE:   GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH?
HOGGLE:   ONE THING'S FOR SURE,
HOGGLE:   SHE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH THE LABYRINTH.
HOGGLE:   AH. COR.
SARAH:    HEY.
LUDO:     HMM?
SARAH:    WHERE DID THEY COME FROM?
LUDO:     HMM?
SARAH:    WHAT DO YOU THINK, LUDO?
SARAH:    WHICH SHOULD WE CHOOSE
SARAH:    OUT OF THESE TWO UGLY CHARACTERS?
LUDO:     MMM...
KNOCKER1: IT'S VERY RUDE TO STARE!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    I WAS JUST WONDERING WHICH DOOR TO CHOOSE.
KNOCKER2: HS DF ASA PST.
KNOCKER1: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!
KNOCKER2: I'M NT TLKG WTH MY MTH FLL!
SARAH:    I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
KNOCKER1: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
KNOCKER2: AH!
KNOCKER2: OH! OH!
KNOCKER2: IT IS SO GOOD TO GET THAT THING OUT!
SARAH:    WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
KNOCKER2: IT'S NO GOOD TALKING TO HIM.
KNOCKER2: HE'S DEAF AS A POST.
KNOCKER1: MUMBLE, MUMBLE. YOU'RE A WONDERFUL CONVERSATIONAL COMPANION.
KNOCKER2: ALL YOU DO IS MOAN.
KNOCKER1: NO GOOD. CAN'T HEAR YOU.
SARAH:    WHERE DO THESE DOORS LEAD?
KNOCKER1: WHAT?
KNOCKER2: SEARCH ME. WE'RE JUST THE KNOCKERS.
SARAH:    OH.
LUDO:     RRR.
SARAH:    HOW DO I GET THROUGH?
KNOCKER1: HUH?
KNOCKER2: KNOCK, AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN.
SARAH:    OH.
LUDO:     HUH?
SARAH:    LUDO
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LUDO:     HUH.
LUDO:     HUH.
LUDO:     AH!
KNOCKER2: I DON'T WANT THAT BACK IN MY MOUTH.
SARAH:    I WANT TO KNOCK.
KNOCKER1: DOESN'T WANT HIS RING BACK IN HIS HOUTH, EH?
KNOCKER1: CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM.
KNOCKER2: UMPH!
KNOCKER2: MMM! MMM!
KNOCKER2: MHHH!
KNOCKER2: MMMHHH...
KNOCKER2: AH!
LUDO:     YES!
          [MUMBLING]
SARAH:    SORRY.
KNOCKER2: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M USED TO IT.
SARAH:    
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          [DOOR CLOSES]
LUDO:     HUH?
LUDO:     OHHH.
GOBLIN:   YOU SEE,
GOBLIN:   GET THE BALL IN THE...
GOBLIN:   DA DA DA.
          [BURP!]
JARETH:   YOU'RE WELCOME.
          [BABY CRYING]
JARETH:   HE'S A LIVELY LITTLE CHAP.
JARETH:   I THINK I'LL CALL HIM JARETH.
JARETH:   HE'S GOT MY EYES.
GOBLINS:  HA HA HA!  HA HA HA!
LUDO:     OHH...
LUDO:     LUDO SCARED.
SARAH:    OH, GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
SARAH:    COME ON.
SARAH:    IMAGINE A BIG THING LIKE YOU
SARAH:    BEING SCARED.
LUDO:     YEAH.
SARAH:    SEE, LUDO, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
LUDO:     OH!
SARAH:    LUDO?
SARAH:    LUDO?
SARAH:    LUDO?
SARAH:    LUDO, WHERE ARE YOU?
SARAH:    LUDO!
HOGGLE:   BLAH!
SARAH:    HOGGLE, HELP!
HOGGLE:   I'M COMING, SARAH.
JARETH:   WELL,
JARETH:   IF IT ISN'T YOU.
JARETH:   AND WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
HOGGLE:   UH, WELL, THE LITTLE LADY GAVE ME THE SLIP,
HOGGLE:   BUT I HEARS HER NOW,
HOGGLE:   SO I WAS ABOUT TO LEAD HER
HOGGLE:   BACK TO THE BEGINNING LIKE YOU TOLD ME.
JARETH:   I SEE. FOR ONE MOMENT,
JARETH:   I THOUGHT YOU WERE RUNNING TO HELP HER.
JARETH:   BUT, UH, NO,
JARETH:   NOT AFTER MY WARNINGS.
JARETH:   THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
HOGGLE:   YOU BET IT WOULD!
HOGGLE:   ME? HELP HER?
HOGGLE:   AFTER YOUR WARNINGS?
HOGGLE:   HA HA HA!
JARETH:   OH, DEAR. POOR HOGHEAD.
HOGGLE:   HOGGLE.
JARETH:   I'VE JUST NOTICED YOUR LOVELY JEWELS ARE MISSING.
HOGGLE:   UH, OH, YES!
HOGGLE:   SO THEY ARE.
HOGGLE:   MY LOVELY JEWELS, MISSING.
SARAH:    LUDO!
HOGGLE:   I'D BETTER FIND THEM.
HOGGLE:   FIRST, I'M OFF TO TAKE THE LADY
HOGGLE:   TO THE BEGINNING OF THE LABYRINTH.
JARETH:   WAIT!
JARETH:   I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER PLAN.
JARETH:   GIVE HER THIS.
HOGGLE:   W-WHAT IS IT?
JARETH:   IT'S A PRESENT.
HOGGLE:   WILL IT HURT HER?
JARETH:   NOW, WHY THE CONCERN?
HOGGLE:   I WON'T HARM HER.
JARETH:   COME, HOGBRAIN! I'M SURPRISED AT YOU,
JARETH:   LOSING YOUR HEAD OVER A GIRL.
HOGGLE:   I AIN'T LOST MY HEAD.
JARETH:   YOU DON'T THINK A YOUNG GIRL
JARETH:   COULD LIKE A REPULSIVE LITTLE SCAB LIKE YOU, DO YOU?
HOGGLE:   WELL, SHE SAID WE WAS--
JARETH:   WHAT? BOSOM COMPANIONS?
JARETH:   FRIENDS?
HOGGLE:   AHH. DON'T MATTER.
JARETH:   YOU'LL GIVE HER THAT, HOGGLE,
JARETH:   OR I'LL TIP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH!
HOGGLE:   YES. RIGHT.
JARETH:   AND, HOGGLE, IF SHE EVER KISSES YOU,
JARETH:   I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PRINCE.
HOGGLE:   Y-YOU WILL?
JARETH:   PRINCE OF THE LAND OF STENCH! HA HA HA!
SARAH:    LUDO?
SARAH:    LUDO?
          [SNAP]
          [TAP TAP TAP]
SARAH:    WHAT'S GOING ON?
FIREY:    YAH!
FIREY:    HA HA HA!
FIREY:    YAHOO!
SARAH:    WHAT DO YOU WANT?
FIREY:    AHA!
FIREY:    WE'RE OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
FIREY:    THAT'S RIGHT!
FIREY:    YEAH!
FIREYS:   WHOO!
FIREY:    / DON'T HAVE NO PROBLEMS /
FIREYS:   / NO PROBLEMS /
FIREY:    / AIN'T GOT NO SUITCASE /
FIREYS:   / NO SUITCASE /
FIREY:    / AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES TO WORRY ABOUT /
FIREY:    / AIN'T GOT NO REAL ESTATE /
FIREY:    / OR JEWELRY OR GOLD MINES TO HANG ME UP /
FIREY:    / I JUST THROW IN MY HAND /
FIREYS:   / THROW IN HIS HAND /
FIREY:    / WITH THE CHILLIEST BUNCH IN THE LAND /
FIREY:    / THEY DON'T LOOK MUCH /
FIREY:    / BUT THEY'RE SURE CHILLY CHILLY /
FIREY:    / THEY'RE POSITIVELY GLOW GLOW, HUH! /
FIREYS:   / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREYS:   / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREYS:   / BAD HEP WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY:    DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD.
FIREYS:   / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD /
FIREYS:   / CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY:    HEY, I'M A WILD CHILD!
FIREYS:   / WALK TALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY:    WHOO! WALK TALL!
FIREYS:   / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD /
FIREY:    BLEH! BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!
FIREYS:   / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /
FIREY:    YEAH!
FIREY:    ROLL 'EM!
FIREYS:   SNAKE EYES!
FIREY:    HA HA HA!
FIREY:    AH!
          [GULP!]
FIREY:    ALL RIGHT!
FIREY:    WHOO!
FIREY:    WHOO!
FIREY:    OOH! OOH!
FIREY:    GRRR!
FIREY:    WHOO!
FIREY:    YEAH!
FIREY:    OOH
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FIREY:    FORE!
FIREY:    HA HA HA!
FIREY:    / SO WHEN THINGS GET TOO ROUGH /
FIREY:    / YOUR SKIN IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND /
FIREY:    / AND EVEN DOWN LOOKS UP /
FIREYS:   / DOWN LOOK UP /
FIREY:    / BAD LUCK /
FIREYS:   HA HA HA!
FIREY:    / WE CAN SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /
FIREYS:   / SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME /
FIREY:    / AND WE DON'T CHARGE NOTHIN' /
FIREYS:   / NOTHIN' AT ALL /
FIREY:    / JU
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FIREY:    / WIGGLE IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH /
FIREY:    / GET THE TOWN TALKING, BY GOD /
FIREYS:   / CHILLY DOWN WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY:    / THINK SMALL /
FIREYS:   / THINK SMALL WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY:    BAD HEP!
FIREYS:   / BAD HEP, HAPPY WILD GANG /
FIREY:    HEY, LISTEN UP!
FIREYS:   / WHEN YOUR THING GETS WILD, CHILLY DOWN, CHILLY DOWN /
FIREYS:   / WITH THE WILD GANG /
FIREY:    SHAKE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
FIREY:    TAP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FEET.
FIREYS:   / GOOD TIMES, BAD FOOD //
FIREY:    COME ON, COME ON!
SARAH:    OH! OH!
FIREY:    HEY!
FIREY:    HER HEAD DON'T COME OFF!
SARAH:    OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!
FIREY:    SHE'S RIGHT. IT'S STUCK ON.
FIREY:    WHERE YOU GOING WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT?
FIREY:    I KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO.
FIREY:    TAKE OFF HER HEAD!
FIREY:    YEAH, LET'S TAKE HER APART!
FIREY:    HEY, LADY, THAT'S HIS HEAD.
FIREY:    HEY, THAT'S MY HEAD.
FIREY:    THAT'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
FIREY:    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
FIREY:    HEY!
FIREY:    WHOA!
FIREY:    HEY, LADY!
FIREY:    IT'S AGAINST THE RULES
FIREY:    TO THROW OTHER PEOPLE'S HEADS.
FIREY:    YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO THROW YOUR OWN HEAD.
FIREY:    THAT'S RIGHT!
FIREY:    WHERE'S THE REFEREE?
FIREY:    NOW WE TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF!
FIREY:    STOP HER, SOMEBODY!
FIREY:    COME BACK, LITTLE LADY.
FIREY:    PLAY THE GAME.
FIREY:    WHO GETS TO THROW YOUR HEAD?
FIREY:    HEY, YOU CAN'T QUIT!
FIREY:    THE GAME'S NOT OVER!
          [WHISTLE]
SARAH:    LEAVE ME ALONE!
FIREY:    WE GET A FREE THROW.
FIREY:    DON'T YOU WANT US
FIREY:    TO TAKE YOUR HEAD OFF?
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
FIREY:    YOU CAN LOOK LIKE US!
SARAH:    LEAVE ME ALONE!
FIREY:    TAKE OFF YOUR HEAD!
FIREY:    GET A SAW!
FIREY:    LET US TAKE OFF YOUR ARM!
FIREY:    AN EAR! TAKE OFF YOUR EAR!
FIREY:    YOU DON'T NEED TWO EARS.
FIREY:    THE GAME'S ALMOST OVER.
HOGGLE:   SHOO! GO AWAY!
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
SARAH:    YOU'VE COME TO HELP ME!
HOGGLE:   NO. DON'T KISS ME! DON'T KISS ME!
SARAH:    AAH!
SARAH:    AAH!
HOGGLE:   NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
HOGGLE:   AAH!
HOGGLE:   UH!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    HOGGLE! HOLD ON!
HOGGLE:   NO! OOH!
SARAH:    OH, MY GOD!
HOGGLE:   BLAH!
          [FART!]
          [FART!]
          [FART!]
SARAH:    UH! WHAT IS IT?
HOGGLE:   THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE:   BLEH! UH!
SARAH:    I'VE NEVER SMELT ANYTHING LIKE IT.
SARAH:    IT'S LIKE...
SARAH:    LIKE...
          [FART! GAG! BURP!]
HOGGLE:   IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT'S LIKE.
HOGGLE:   IT'S THE BOG OF ETERNAL STENCH.
HOGGLE:   HELP!
SARAH:    UH! HOLD ON!
          [BURP!]
SARAH:    UH!
HOGGLE:   WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO GO
HOGGLE:   AND DO A THING LIKE THAT FOR?
SARAH:    DO WHAT?
          [FAARRRT!]
SARAH:    YOU MEAN RESCUE YOU?
HOGGLE:   WHAT? NO!
HOGGLE:   YOU KISSED ME.
SARAH:    AAH!
HOGGLE:   OH, MY GOSH.
SARAH:    DON'T PRETEND TO BE SO HARD.
SARAH:    I KNOW YOU CAME BACK TO HELP ME,
SARAH:    AND I KNOW YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
HOGGLE:   DID NOT! AM NOT!
HOGGLE:   I'VE JUST COME TO GET ME PROPERTY BACK.
HOGGLE:   OH, AND, UH...
HOGGLE:   UH, GIVE YOU, GIVE YOU, UH...
SARAH:    GIVE ME WHAT?
HOGGLE:   OH! AH!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
SARAH:    AAH!
LUDO:     SMELL.
SARAH:    WHERE'S HOGGLE?
          [MUFFLED SHOUTING]
HOGGLE:   GET OFF OF ME!
SARAH:    OH, HERE!
SARAH:    HOGGLE.
SARAH:    IT'S OK. THIS IS LUDO.
SARAH:    HE'S A FRIEND, TOO.
HOGGLE:   A WHAT?
LUDO:     SMELL.
SARAH:    OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
          [BURP! FART!]
HOGGLE:   OH, MY GOD!
HOGGLE:   OH! UH...
          [WHEEZES]
SARAH:    THERE'S A BRIDGE.
SARAH:    COME ON.
HOGGLE:   WATCH IT.
HOGGLE:   YOU STEP IN THIS STUFF,
HOGGLE:   AND YOU'LL STINK FOREVER.
DIDYMUS:  STOP!
DIDYMUS:  STOP, I SAY!
SARAH:    WE HAVE TO GET ACROSS.
DIDYMUS:  WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, NO ONE MAY CROSS.
SARAH:    I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
HOGGLE:   WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STENCH.
LUDO:     SMELL BAD!
DIDYMUS:  STENCH? OF WHAT SPEAKETH THOU?
SARAH:    THE SMELL.
DIDYMUS:  I SMELL NOTHING.
DIDYMUS:  I LIVE BY MY SENSE OF SMELL.
          [SNIFF]
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DIDYMUS:  AND NONE MAY PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!
LUDO:     SMELL BAD!
HOGGLE:   OH, GET OUT OF MY WAY!
DIDYMUS:  I'M SWORN TO DO MY DUTY!
HOGGLE:   OOH!
SARAH:    LET US GET ACROSS.
DIDYMUS:  HOLD!
DIDYMUS:  OOH!
DIDYMUS:  I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU!
SARAH:    HOGGLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
DIDYMUS:  LET GO OF MY STAFF!
DIDYMUS:  YAAH!
DIDYMUS:  HA-HA!
LUDO:     
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DIDYMUS:  ALL RIGHT, THEN. I CAN CONQUER THIS MOUNTAIN.
LUDO:     GRR!
DIDYMUS:  WHOA!
LUDO:     AAH!
DIDYMUS:  AAH!
DIDYMUS:  HA HA!
DIDYMUS:  YAH, YAH, YAH!
DIDYMUS:  THOU MUST DO BETTER THAN THAT!
DIDYMUS:  GIVE UP? HA HA!
DIDYMUS:  ENOUGH!
DIDYMUS:  NEVER HAVE I MET MY MATCH IN BATTLE,
DIDYMUS:  YET THIS NOBLE NIGHT HAS FOUGHT ME
DIDYMUS:  TO A STANDSTILL!
SARAH:    ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LUDO?
LUDO:     SMELL.
DIDYMUS:  SIR LUDO, I, SIR DIDYMUS, YIELD TO THEE.
DIDYMUS:  COME, LET US BE BROTHERS HENCEFORTH
DIDYMUS:  AND FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT AS ONE!
DIDYMUS:  THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
LUDO:     LUDO GET BROTHER.
DIDYMUS:  WELL MET, SIR LUDO.
SARAH:    GOOD. COME ON.
DIDYMUS:  YOU FORGET MY SACRED VOW, MY LADY.
DIDYMUS:  I CANNOT LET YOU PASS.
SARAH:    BUT LUDO IS YOUR BROTHER.
DIDYMUS:  I MUST DEFEND MY OATH TO THE DEATH.
LUDO:     THE SMELL!
SARAH:    LET'S HANDLE THIS LOGICALLY.
SARAH:    WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU SWORN?
DIDYMUS:  I HAVE SWORN WITH MY LIFEBLOOD
DIDYMUS:  NO ONE SHALL PASS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
SARAH:    WELL...
SARAH:    MAY WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION?
DIDYMUS:  WELL, I, UH...
DIDYMUS:  UH...
LUDO:     NO.
DIDYMUS:  YES.
SARAH:    THANK YOU.
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY.
SARAH:    UH-OH.
DIDYMUS:  HAVE NO FEAR.
DIDYMUS:  THIS BRIDGE HAS LASTED FOR 1,000 YEARS.
SARAH:    NO!
DIDYMUS:  IT SEEMED SOLID ENOUGH.
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
DIDYMUS:  FAIR MAIDEN, I WILL SAVE THEE...
DIDYMUS:  SOMEHOW.
LUDO:     WHOO!
DIDYMUS:  CANST THOU SIT AND HOWL
DIDYMUS:  WHEN YON MAIDEN NEEDS OUR HELP?
LUDO:     WHOO!
LUDO:     WHOO!
LUDO:     WHOO!
SARAH:    THAT'S INCREDIBLE, LUDO.
DIDYMUS:  CANST THOU SUMMON UP THE VERY ROCKS?
LUDO:     SURE.
LUDO:     ROCKS FRIENDS.
HOGGLE:   YUCK.
SARAH:    HOGGLE.
HOGGLE:   MY DEAR!
SARAH:    THANKS HOGGLE.
          [FART!]
          [FART!]
          [FART!]
          [FAAART!]
          [FART!]
          [FART!]
          [FART!]
DIDYMUS:  SIR LUDO, WAIT FOR ME!
DIDYMUS:  OH, AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS:  IT'S ALL RIGHT, AMBROSIOUS.
DIDYMUS:  YOU CAN COME OUT NOW.
DIDYMUS:  COME ON.
DIDYMUS:  THAT-A BOY.
DIDYMUS:  MY LOYAL STEED.
DIDYMUS:  STEADY.
DIDYMUS:  UP!
DIDYMUS:  FORWARD.
DIDYMUS:  AH, STEADY! STEADY, BOY.
DIDYMUS:  COME ON, AMBROSIOUS.
DIDYMUS:  JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GO.
          [FART FART FART!]
          [FART FART FART FART!]
SARAH:    LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
DIDYMUS:  EXCUSE US. THANK YOU.
          [JARETH] \I WOULDN'T DO THAT IF I WERE YOU.\
HOGGLE:   I CAN'T GIVE IT TO HER.
DIDYMUS:  WELL, COME ON, THEN.
DIDYMUS:  WE SHOULD REACH THE CASTLE WELL BEFORE DAY.
JARETH:   LOOK, SARAH.
JARETH:   IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO FIND?
JARETH:   SO MUCH TROUBLE OVER SUCH A LITTLE THING,
JARETH:   BUT NOT FOR LONG.
JARETH:   SHE'LL SOON FORGET ALL ABOUT YOU,
JARETH:   MY FINE FELLOW,
JARETH:   JUST AS SOON AS HOGGLE GIVES HER MY PRESENT.
JARETH:   THEN SHE'LL FORGET EVERYTHING.
          [BUBBLING]
DIDYMUS:  IS THAT MY STOMACH OR YOURS, AMBROSIOUS?
LUDO:     HUNGRY.
SARAH:    YEAH.
SARAH:    WELL, WE CAN'T STOP NOW.
SARAH:    MAYBE WE CAN FIND SOME BERRIES.
HOGGLE:   UH, SARAH.
SARAH:    YEAH?
SARAH:    HERE.
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
SARAH:    OH, THANK YOU.
SARAH:    YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!
SARAH:    THIS TASTES STRANGE.
HOGGLE:   OH!
SARAH:    HOGGLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
HOGGLE:   OH, DAMN YOU, JARETH!
HOGGLE:   AND DAMN ME, TOO!
SARAH:    EVERYTHING'S DANCING.
DIDYMUS:  YEA, VERILY!
DIDYMUS:  WHOA, AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS:  WHOA!
DIDYMUS:  THE CASTLE DOTH LIE YONDER, MY LADY.
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY?
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY?
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY?
DANCER:   HA HA HA!
JARETH:   / THERE'S SUCH A SAD LOVE /
JARETH:   / DEEP IN YOUR EYES /
JARETH:   / A KIND OF PALE JEWEL /
JARETH:   / OPENED AND CLOSED WITHIN YOUR EYES /
JARETH:   / I'LL PLACE THE SKY /
JARETH:   / WITHIN YOUR EYES /
JARETH:   / THERE'S SUCH A FOOLED HEART /
JARETH:   / BEATING SO FAST /
JARETH:   / IN SEARCH OF NEW DREAMS /
JARETH:   / A LOVE THAT WILL LAST /
JARETH:   / WITHIN YOUR HEART /
JARETH:   / I'LL PLACE THE MOON /
JARETH:   / WITHIN YOUR HEART /
JARETH:   / AS TH
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JARETH:   / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /
JARETH:   / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /
JARETH:   / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /
JARETH:   / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /
JARETH:   / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING DOWN /
JARETH:   / FALLING IN LOVE /
JARETH:   / I'LL PAINT YOU MORNINGS OF GOLD /
JARETH:   / I'LL SPIN YOU VALENTINE EVENINGS /
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JARETH:   / WE'RE CHOOSING A PATH /
JARETH:   / BETWEEN THE STARS /
JARETH:   / I'LL LAY MY LOVE /
JARETH:   / BETWEEN THE STARS /
JARETH:   / AS THE PAIN SWEEPS THROUGH /
JARETH:   / MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU /
JARETH:   / EVERY THRILL HAS GONE /
JARETH:   / WASN'T TOO MUCH FUN AT ALL /
JARETH:   / BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU /
JARETH:   / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH:   / AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING /
JARETH:   / FALLING IN LOVE /
JARETH:   / IT'S FALLING //
DANCER:   AAH!  AAH!  AAH!
HOGGLE:   OH, SHE'LL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
HOGGLE:   WHAT HAVE I DONE?
HOGGLE:   I'VE LOST MY ONLY FRIEND, THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE.
HOGGLE:   OH!
SARAH:    WHAT WAS I DOING?
SARAH:    OOH!
JUNKLADY: OW!
JUNKLADY: GET OFF MY BACK!
JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
JUNKLADY: YOUNG WOMAN, HMM?
SARAH:    I \WAS\ LOOKING.
JUNKLADY: HUH?
JUNKLADY: WHERE \WERE\ YOU GOING?
SARAH:    I DON'T REMEMBER.
JUNKLADY: YOU CAN'T LOOK WHERE YOU'RE GOING
JUNKLADY: IF YOU DON'T \KNOW\ WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
SARAH:    I WAS SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING.
JUNKLADY: WELL, LOOK HERE!
JUNKLADY: HMM?
SARAH:    LANCELOT?
SARAH:    THANK YOU.
JUNKLADY: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR,
JUNKLADY: WASN'T IT, MY DEAR?
SARAH:    YES, I FORGOT.
JUNKLADY: NOW,
JUNKLADY: WHY DON'T YOU COME IN HERE
JUNKLADY: AND SEE IF THERE'S ANYTHING ELSE YOU LIKE,
JUNKLADY: HMM?
JUNKLADY: HA HA HA!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    AH.
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
SARAH:    I DREAMED IT ALL, LANCELOT.
SARAH:    BUT IT WAS SO REAL.
SARAH:    LET'S GO SEE IF DADDY'S BACK, OK?
JUNKLADY: BETTER TO STAY IN HERE, DEAR.
JUNKLADY: THERE'S NOTHING YOU WANT OUT THERE.
JUNKLADY: NO, OH, NO!
JUNKLADY: OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?
SARAH:    LANCELOT.
JUNKLADY: YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!
JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR LITTLE BUNNY RABIT.
JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!
JUNKLADY: OH, AND THERE'S BETSY BOO.
JUNKLADY: YES, YES, YES!
JUNKLADY: WHAT ELSE HAVE WE GOT?
JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THIS?
JUNKLADY: LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
JUNKLADY: IT'S A PENCIL BOX.
JUNKLADY: GOT LOTS OF PENCILS!
JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS.
JUNKLADY: YOU LIKE YOUR PANDA SLIPPERS!
JUNKLADY: YOU NEVER WANTED THEM THROWN AWAY, DID YOU?
JUNKLADY: NOW, THEN, WHAT ELSE?
JUNKLADY: OH, IT'S LITTLE HORSIE.
JUNKLADY: YOU LOVE LITTLE HORSIE, DON'T YOU.
JUNKLADY: AND LOOK AT THIS!
JUNKLADY: YOU GOT A PRINTING GAME.
JUNKLADY: HERE'S A TREASURE.
JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT THAT, WON'T YOU, MY DEAR?
JUNKLADY: PUT IT ON.
JUNKLADY: MAKE YOURSLEF UP.
JUNKLADY: AND HERE'S DEAR OLD FLOPSIE.
JUNKLADY: YOU'LL WANT HER.
JUNKLADY: OH, YES.
JUNKLADY: OH, YES. CHARLIE BEAR.
JUNKLADY: THERE'S CHARLIE BEAR FOR YOU, HMM?
SARAH:    THERE WAS SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
JUNKLADY: AH, DON'T TALK NONSENSE.
JUNKLADY: EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD YOU'VE EVER CARED ABOUT
JUNKLADY: IS ALL RIGHT HERE.
JUNKLADY: HERE'S YOUR LITTLE TOY CANDY SHOP!
SARAH:    "THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD
SARAH:    "AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH:    "I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH:    "TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY
SARAH:    TO TAKE BACK THE CHILD THAT YOU HATH STOLEN."
JUNKLADY: WHAT'S THE MATTER, MY DEAR?
JUNKLADY: DON'T YOU LIKE YOUR TOYS?
SARAH:    IT'S ALL JUNK.
JUNKLADY: HUH?
JUNKLADY: WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
JUNKLADY: THIS IS NOT JUNK.
JUNKLADY: HMM?
SARAH:    YES, IT IS!
SARAH:    I HAVE TO SAVE TOBY!
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY!
DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF!
DIDYMUS:  ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
LUDO:     SARAH?
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY!
LUDO:     SARAH?
DIDYMUS:  FAIR MAIDEN, THANK GOODNESS
DIDYMUS:  THOU ART SAFE AT LAST!
SARAH:    WHERE ARE WE?
LUDO:     SARAH BACK.
DIDYMUS:  MY LADY, LOOK! WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
DIDYMUS:  THE GATES TO THE GOBLIN CITY.
SARAH:    LUDO, SIR DIDYMUS.
SARAH:    LET'S GO QUICKLY.
SARAH:    WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIOUS,
DIDYMUS:  FORWARD!
HOGGLE:   OH, NO!
DIDYMUS:  OPEN THE DOOR!
SARAH:    SHH!
SARAH:    SIR DIDYMUS, WE MUST 
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DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF!
DIDYMUS:  OPEN UP! OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!
SARAH:    YOU'LL WAKE THE GUARD.
SARAH:    QUIET!
DIDYMUS:  WELL, LET THEM ALL WAKE UP!
SARAH:    SHH!
DIDYMUS:  I SHALL FIGHT YOU ALL TO THE DEATH!
DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF ARF!
SARAH:    PLEASE, SIR DIDYMUS,
SARAH:    FOR MY SAKE, HUSH!
DIDYMUS:  BUT OF COURSE.
DIDYMUS:  FOR THEE, ANYTHING.
DIDYMUS:  I'M NOT A COWARD?
SARAH:    NO.
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DYMUS:  THEN I SHALL FIGHT ANYONE, ANYWHERE,
DIDYMUS:  ANYPLACE, ANYTIME!
SARAH:    WE ALL KNOW.
SARAH:    NOW HUSH.
SARAH:    NOW QUIETLY.
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIOUS, BE QUIET NOW.
DIDYMUS:  I DON'T SEE WHY WE HAVE TO BE SO QUIET?
DIDYMUS:  IT'S ONLY A GOBLIN CITY.
SARAH:    I SMELL TROUBLE.
          [SLAM!]
LUDO:     GRR!
SARAH:    COME ON, LUDO.
SARAH:    OH, NO!
LUDO:     GRR!
SARAH:    WHAT IS THAT?
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF ARF!
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF ARF!
LUDO:     GRR!
HUMONGOUS:WHO GOES?
DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF ARF!
SARAH:    WATCH OUT!
AMBROSIUS:NEIGH!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIOUS!
DIDYMUS:  ARF ARF!
SARAH:    DUCK!
DIDYMUS:  WILL YOU COME HERE!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIOUS, COME HERE RIGHT NOW!
DIDYMUS:  PLEASE COME.
DIDYMUS:  YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.
SARAH:    OH, LUDO!
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
LUDO:     HUH?
HOGGLE:   YAH!
GOBLIN:   AAH!
HOGGLE:   LOOK OUT!
HOGGLE:   GET OUT OF THERE!
HOGGLE:   BOMBS AWAY!
GOBLIN:   BLAAH!
GOBLIN:   THAT WASN'T VERY NICE.
LUDO:     GRR!
GOBLIN:   AAH!
HOGGLE:   MY TURN NOW!
HOGGLE:   HOW DO YOU DRIVE THIS?
SARAH:    DROP THE AX!
HOGGLE:   I'M TRYING!
DIDYMUS:  COME HERE AT ONCE.
          [WHISTLES]
HOGGLE:   OH, WHERE'S REVERSE?
HOGGLE:   AAH!
SARAH:    GET OUT OF THERE, HOGGLE!
HOGGLE:   ABANDON SHIP!
HOGGLE:   YAH!
SARAH:    HOGGLE!
SARAH:    OH, HOGGLE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
HOGGLE:   I'M NOT ASKING TO BE FORGIVEN.
HOGGLE:   I AIN'T ASHAMED OF MYSELF.
HOGGLE:   JARETH MADE ME GIVE YOU THAT PEACH.
HOGGLE:   I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
HOGGLE:   I TOLD YOU I WAS A COWARD.
HOGGLE:   I AIN'T INTERESTED IN BEING FRIENDS.
SARAH:    I FORGIVE YOU, HOGGLE.
HOGGLE:   YOU--YOU DO?
DIDYMUS:  AND I COMMEND YOU.
DIDYMUS:  RARELY HAVE I SEEN SUCH COURAGE.
DIDYMUS:  YOU ARE VALIANT, SIR HOGGLE.
HOGGLE:   HUH...I AM?
LUDO:     UUUH.
LUDO:     HOGGLE AND LUDO FRIENDS.
HOGGLE:   WE ARE?
SARAH:    HERE ARE YOUR THINGS, HOGGLE.
SARAH:    THANKS FOR YOUR HELP.
HOGGLE:   WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
HOGGLE:   LET'S GET THAT RAT WHO CALLS HIMSELF JARETH.
SARAH:    RIGHT!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS, IT'S SAFE NOW.
DIDYMUS:  NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
HOGGLE:   ARGH! AH!
CAT:      MEOW MEOW
HOGGLE:   AH.
GOBLIN:   YOUR HIGHNESS! YOUR HIGHNESS!
GOBLIN:   YOUR HIGHNESS,
GOBLIN:   THE GIRL!
GOBLIN:   THE GIRL WHO ATE THE PEACH AND FORGOT EVERYTHING!
JARETH:   WHAT OF HER?
GOBLIN:   SHE, THE MONSTER, SIR DIDYMUS, AND THE DWARF
GOBLIN:   ARE ON THE WAY TO THE CASTLE!
JARETH:   STOP HER! CALL OUT THE GUARDS.
JARETH:   HIDE THE BABY.
GOBLINS:  GUARDS!
JARETH:   SHE MUST BE STOPPED!
JARETH:   DO SOMETHING!
JARETH:   COME ON, MOVE!
JARETH:   MOVE!
SARAH:    I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT!
HOGGLE:   OH, PIECE OF CAKE!
GOBLIN:   COMPANY, HALT!
GOBLIN:   LANCERS, READY!
GOBLIN:   CANNON, FIRE!
GOBLINS:  CHARGE!  CHARGE!  CHARGE!
SARAH:    OH!
SARAH:    RUN!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS, TURN ABOUT!
SARAH:    QUICK! THIS WAY!
DIDYMUS:  CHARGE!
DIDYMUS:  NO, NOT THAT WAY!
DIDYMUS:  YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
DIDYMUS:  THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS, CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS?
DIDYMUS:  SIT!
SARAH:    CAREFUL.
SARAH:    OK.
SARAH:    THROUGH HERE.
SARAH:    OK, COME ON, GUYS.
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS, TURN AROUND THIS SECOND,
DIDYMUS:  OR I WILL NEVER FEED YOU AGAIN!
          [SCREECH]
DIDYMUS:  THAT'S BETTER.
AMBROSIUS:ARRH!
DIDYMUS:  DON'T WORRY. I THINK WE'VE GOT THEM SURROUNDED.
SARAH:    DIDYMUS!
SARAH:    WHERE'S DIDYMUS?
GOBLIN:   FIRE!
GOBLIN:   I HIT SOMETHING, YES?
GOBLIN:   NO?
SARAH:    WE'VE GOT TO FIND DIDYMUS.
SARAH:    DOWN THIS WAY.
GOBLIN:   WHOA.
DIDYMUS:  GRRRR!
DIDYMUS:  RRRRR!
DIDYMUS:  CHARGE!
DIDYMUS:  HA HA HA! TALLYHO!
DIDYMUS:  AAH!
DIDYMUS:  AH! AH! UH!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS, YOU COWARD!
DIDYMUS:  OH!
DIDYMUS:  AH!
DIDYMUS:  AH!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS!
SARAH:    OOH!
SARAH:    QUICK, IN HERE!
HOGGLE:   OOH, HOW'S LUDO GOING TO GET IN?
LUDO:     YRRURH!
LUDO:     NNH!
GOBLIN:   YOU IN THERE, YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
LUDO:     HUH? SURROUNDED?
SARAH:    GET OUT!
SARAH:    LUDO, CALL THE ROCKS!
LUDO:     HUH?
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LUDO:     WHOO!
GOBLIN:   TAKE THAT!
SARAH:    AH!
SARAH:    HUNGRY? GREAT!
SARAH:    LUDO!
DIDYMUS:  AMBROSIUS, UNLOCK THIS DOOR!
DIDYMUS:  HUH!
DIDYMUS:  SO, HAD ENOUGH, HAVE YOU?
DIDYMUS:  ALL RIGHT, THEN, THROW DOWN YOUR WEAPONS,
DIDYMUS:  AND I'LL SEE THAT YOU'RE WELL-TREATED.
SARAH:    YAH!
SARAH:    LUDO!
LUDO:     WHOO!
DIDYMUS:  NEXT TIME, SURRENDER.
LUDO:     WHOO!
GOBLIN:   
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OH! YOH, YOH!
GOBLIN:   AAH! GOOD GRIEF!
GOBLIN:   STEADY, MEN!
GOBLIN:   STEADY, MEN! HOLD YOUR GROUND!
GOBLIN:   OK, I TAKE IT BACK!
GOBLIN:   RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
GOBLIN:   I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
GOBLIN:   I'M GOING TO BED!
GOBLIN:   GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
HOGGLE:   LET'S GO!
GOBLIN:   AAH!
SARAH:    WHOA, NELLIE! DUCK!
HOGGLE:   HA HA! MISSED!
SARAH:    OK, COME ON!
GOBLIN:   FIRE!
GOBLIN:   UGH!
GOBLIN:   HEY, I JUST FIRED YOU!
SARAH:    THIS WAY.
GOBLIN:   NOW WE HAVE YOU!
HOGGLE:   AND NOW YOU DON'T!
          [GUNFIRE]
GOBLIN:   HEY, NO PROBLEM.
SARAH:    SIR DIDYMUS!
DIDYMUS:  COMING!
DIDYMUS:  HI-HO, SILVER!
SARAH:    UH!
LUDO:     NNNNH!
DIDYMUS:  WHOA, BOY! WHOA, BIG FELLA!
SARAH:    THIS WAY.
DIDYMUS:  WHOA! STEADY, BOY!
DIDYMUS:  AH, YES. UP YOU GO!
DIDYMUS:  UP, UP!
DIDYMUS:  COME ON.
DIDYMUS:  COME ON.
SARAH:    NO!
SARAH:    HE MUST HAVE GONE THAT WAY.
HOGGLE:   WELL, THEN, COME ON!
SARAH:    I MUST FACE HIM ALONE.
DIDYMUS:  WHY?
HOGGLE:   YES.
SARAH:    THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE.
DIDYMUS:  IF THAT'S THE WAY IT'S DONE,
DIDYMUS:  THEN THAT'S THE WAY YOU MUST DO IT.
DIDYMUS:  BUT SHOULD YOU NEED US...
LUDO:     UHRR.
HOGGLE:   SHOULD YOU NEED US...
SARAH:    I'LL CALL.
SARAH:    THANK YOU, ALL OF YOU.
JARETH:   / HOW YOU'VE TURNED MY WORLD /
JARETH:   / YOU PRECIOUS THING /
JARETH:   / YOU STARVE AND NEAR EXHAUST ME /
JARETH:   / EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU /
JARETH:   / I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE /
JARETH:   / YOU'VE RUN SO LONG /
JARETH:   / YOU'VE RUN SO FAR /
JARETH:   / YOUR EYES CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH:   / JUST AS I CAN BE SO CRUEL /
JARETH:   / THOUGH I DO BELIEVE IN YOU /
SARAH:    TOBY!
JARETH:   / YES, I DO /
JARETH:   / LIVE WITHOUT YOUR SUNLIGHT /
JARETH:   / LOVE WITHOUT YOUR HEARTBEAT /
JARETH:   / I...I CAN'T LIVE WITHIN YOU //
SARAH:    TOBY!
SARAH:    TOBY!
SARAH:    TOBY!
SARAH:    GIVE ME THE CHILD.
JARETH:   SARAH, BEWARE.
JARETH:   I HAVE BEEN GENEROUS UP UNTIL NOW,
JARETH:   BUT I CAN BE CRUEL.
SARAH:    GENEROUS!
SARAH:    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THAT'S GENEROUS?
JARETH:   EVERYTHING!
JARETH:   EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED I HAVE DONE.
JARETH:   YOU ASKED THAT THE CHILD BE TAKEN.
JARETH:   I TOOK HIM.
JARETH:   YOU COWERED BEFORE ME. I \WAS\ FRIGHTENING.
JARETH:   I HAVE REORDERED TIME.
JARETH:   I HAVE TURNED THE WORLD UPSIDE-DOWN,
JARETH:   AND I HAVE DONE IT ALL FOR YOU!
JARETH:   I AM EXHAUSED FROM LIVING UP
JARETH:   TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF ME.
JARETH:   ISN'T THAT GENEROUS?
SARAH:    THROUGH DANGERS UNTOLD
SARAH:    AND HARDSHIPS UNNUMBERED,
SARAH:    I HAVE FOUGHT MY WAY HERE
SARAH:    TO THE CASTLE BEYOND THE GOBLIN CITY,
SARAH:    FOR MY WILL IS AS STRONG AS YOURS.
SARAH:    AND MY--
JARETH:   STOP!
JARETH:   WAIT!
JARETH:   LOOK, SARAH.
JARETH:   LOOK WHAT I'M OFFERING YOU--
JARETH:   YOUR DREAMS.
SARAH:    AND KINGDOM IS GREAT.
JARETH:   I ASK FOR SO LITTLE.
JARETH:   JUST LET ME RULE YOU,
JARETH:   AND YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING
JARETH:   THAT YOU WANT.
SARAH:    KINGDOM IS GREAT...
SARAH:    DAMN! I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THAT LINE.
JARETH:   JUST FEAR ME, LOVE ME,
JARETH:   DO AS I SAY,
JARETH:   AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE.
SARAH:    MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH:    MY KINGDOM IS GREAT.
SARAH:    YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
SARAH:    YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!
          [CLOCK CHIMES]
SARAH:    TOBY.
SARAH:    TOBY!
SARAH:    TOBY?
SARAH:    TOBY?
SARAH:    HERE YOU ARE.
SARAH:    I'D LIKE LANCELOT
SARAH:    TO BELONG TO YOU NOW.
          [DOOR OPENS]
FATHER:   WE'RE HOME.
FATHER:   SARAH, ARE YOU HOME?
SARAH:    YEAH! YES, I'M HOME.
LUDO:     GOOD-BYE, SARAH.
DIDYMUS:  AND REMEMBER, FAIR MAIDEN,
DIDYMUS:  SHOULD YOU NEED US...
HOGGLE:   YES, SHOULD YOU NEED US
HOGGLE:   FOR ANY REASON AT ALL...
SARAH:    I NEED YOU, HOGGLE.
HOGGLE:   YOU--YOU DO?
SARAH:    I DON'T KNOW WHY,
SARAH:    BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN
SARAH:    IN MY LIFE,
SARAH:    FOR NO REASON AT ALL,
SARAH:    I NEED YOU--
SARAH:    ALL OF YOU.
HOGGLE:   OH, YOU DO?
HOGGLE:   WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
SARAH:    YEAH!
SARAH: 
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   LUDO!
FIREY:    HA HA HA HA HA!
DIDYMUS:  I SAY,
DIDYMUS:  DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY SCRABBLE?
JARETH:   / YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE /
GOBLIN:   / WHAT BABE? /
JARETH:   / THE BABE WITH THE POWER /
GOBLIN:   / WHAT POWER? /
JARETH:   / THE POWER OF VOODOO /
GOBLIN:   / WHO DO? /
JARETH:   / YOU DO /
GOBLIN:   / DO WHAT? /
JARETH:   / REMIND ME OF THE BABE //
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT 
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OF HERE /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / GET ME UNDERGROUND /
          / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / NO ONE CAN BLAME YOU /
          / FOR WALKING AWAY /
          / BUT TOO MUCH REJECTION, UH-HUH /
          / NO LOVE INJECTION, NO /
          / LIFE CAN BE EASY /
          / IT'S NOT ALWAYS SWELL /
          / DON'T TELL ME TRUTH HURTS, LITTLE GIRL /
          / 'CAUSE IT HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / HURTS LIKE HELL /
          / BUT DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
          / OH OHH OHH OHH OH /
          / YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TRUE /
          / DOWN UNDERGROUND /
          / DOWN IN THE UNDERGROUND /
          / OH OHH OHH OHH OH /
          / A LAND SERENE /
          / A CRYSTAL MOON /
          / AH-HAH /
          / IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
          / NOT LONG AT ALL /
          / LOST AND LONELY /
          / THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
          / UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / GET ME UNDERGROUND /
          / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGOUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / IT'S ONLY /
          / IT'S ONLY FOREVER /
          / IT'S NOT LONG AT ALL /
          / THEY'RE LOST AND THEY'RE LONELY /
          / THAT'S UNDERGROUND /
          / UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA GO UNDERGROUND /
          / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
          / LET ME GO UNDERGOUND /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGOUND /
          / GET ME UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, GET ME OUT OF HERE /
          / I'M MOVING DOWN NOW /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
          / SISTER, SISTER, PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN /
          / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
          / AH HA, I'M UNDERGROUND /
          / I'M LIVING UNDERGROUND /
          / DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /
          / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / DADDY, DADDY, PLEASE /
          / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / HEARD ABOUT A PLACE TODAY /
          / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WHERE NOTHIN' EVER HURTS AGAIN /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UNDERGROUND /
          / WANNA LIVE UND
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